The miracle of toilet paper

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The miracle of toilet paper

#1 Postby Pburgh » Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:08 pm

>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
>complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
>characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up
>with a suggestion.
>
>"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
>piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
>and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>
>"How long will this take?" I asked.
>
>"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
>
> I stopped.
>
>" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
>between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>
>Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt,
>didn't it?"
>
>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may
>even walk again.
>
>Stupid, stupid man......................!!
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#2 Postby Lindaloo » Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:17 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#3 Postby Guest » Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:40 pm

Lindaloo wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

What she said...
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#4 Postby Guest » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:25 pm

:roflmao: :A:
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#5 Postby Guest » Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:35 pm

ROLMBO (No pun intended) :roflmao:
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#6 Postby FWBHurricane » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:22 pm

^5 to the husband! I mean.......what an awful thing to do! So unacceptable ( Cheers in background )
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#7 Postby pawlee » Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:24 am

lol!!! i'll have to remember this one!
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#8 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:32 am

As if it made what HE wiped any bigger...he should have known better than to try that one. :)
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#9 Postby pojo » Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:26 pm

:A: :crazyeyes: :roflmao:

I heard shoving TP into your bra makes them bigger, but how would I know... I don't need to do that.

Remember the scene from ANIMAL HOUSE.... Pinto had the mayor's daugther in the 'sex' room, she unhooked her bra (after he stated it was 'locked') and tp filled his hands!
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#10 Postby streetsoldier » Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:41 pm

I'm not sure you'd want to try that with OUR TP; we have rolls with John Kerry's face on each sheet, and others with Hillary grinning as we "wipe away"...

Yes, and Annabelle (she be a ho') is still chasing that "Demo-cat"... :lol:
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