New Course for Men

Chat about anything and everything... (well almost anything) Whether it be the front porch or the pot belly stove or news of interest or a topic of your liking, this is the place to post it.

Moderator: S2k Moderators

Post Reply
Message
Author
User avatar
sunny
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 7031
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:11 pm
Location: New Orleans

New Course for Men

#1 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:55 am

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...
Becoming a Real Man!

That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.
Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101...Combating Stupidity
MEN 102...You too can do housework
MEN 103...PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut
MEN 104...We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule
MEN 110...Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111...Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112...Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
MEN 113...Get a life, learn to cook

Spring Schedule
MEN 120...How NOT to act like an asshole when you're wrong
MEN 121...Understanding your incompetence
MEN 122...You, the weaker sex
MEN 123...Reasons to give flowers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101...You CAN fall asleep without it
SEX 102...Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, take a shower
MEN 201...How to stay awake after sex
MEN 202...How to put the toilet seat down

Winter Schedule
MEN 210...The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies
MEN 211...How NOT to act younger that your children
MEN 212...You too can be a designated driver
MEN 213...Honest - You don't look like Russel Wong - Especially naked

Spring Schedule
MEN 220...Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary
MEN 221...Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary
MEN 222...Real men ask for directions
MEN 223...Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay
0 likes   
Top
pojo
Military Member
Military Member
Posts: 8016
Age: 43
Joined: Thu Feb 06, 2003 9:16 pm
Location: Houston

#2 Postby pojo » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:14 pm

By graduating Life University... you're reward... heck with a party.... here's the keys to the house... its a disaster... clean it.
0 likes   
Top
User avatar
sunny
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 7031
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:11 pm
Location: New Orleans

#3 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:16 pm

We DO need to address the diploma :D
0 likes   
Top
User avatar
vbhoutex
Storm2k Executive
Storm2k Executive
Posts: 29114
Age: 73
Joined: Wed Oct 09, 2002 11:31 pm
Location: Cypress, TX
Contact:
Contact vbhoutex

#4 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:17 pm

Whoever came up with those courses DOES NOT KNOW MEN!!!!
0 likes   
Skywarn, C.E.R.T.
Please click below to donate to STORM2K to help with the expenses of keeping the site going:
Image
Top
User avatar
sunny
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 7031
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:11 pm
Location: New Orleans

#5 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:19 pm

vbhoutex wrote:Whoever came up with those courses DOES NOT KNOW MEN!!!!


Okay - tell us about men!!
0 likes   
Top
User avatar
vbhoutex
Storm2k Executive
Storm2k Executive
Posts: 29114
Age: 73
Joined: Wed Oct 09, 2002 11:31 pm
Location: Cypress, TX
Contact:
Contact vbhoutex

#6 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:20 pm

sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:Whoever came up with those courses DOES NOT KNOW MEN!!!!


Okay - tell us about men!!


And give away our secrets??? NO WAY!!!!
0 likes   
Skywarn, C.E.R.T.
Please click below to donate to STORM2K to help with the expenses of keeping the site going:
Image
Top
User avatar
sunny
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 7031
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:11 pm
Location: New Orleans

#7 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:21 pm

vbhoutex wrote:
sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:Whoever came up with those courses DOES NOT KNOW MEN!!!!


Okay - tell us about men!!


And give away our secrets??? NO WAY!!!!


Oh, come on. Please? I'll stop posting those jokes it you do :D
0 likes   
Top
chadtm80

Re: New Course for Men

#8 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:22 pm

Becoming a Real WOMAN!

That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real Woman.
Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
WOMEN 101...Men are always right
WOMEN 102...Men are always right
WOMEN 103...Men are always right
WOMEN 104...Men are always right

Winter Schedule
WOMEN 110...Men are always right
WOMEN 111...Men are always right.
WOMEN 112...Men are always right
WOMEN 113...Men are always right

Spring Schedule
WOMEN 120...Men are always right
WOMEN 121...Men are always right
WOMEN 122...Men are always right
WOMEN 123...Men are always right

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101...Men are always right
SEX 102...Men are always right
WOMEN 201...Men are always right
WOMEN 202...Men are always right

Winter Schedule
WOMEN 210...Men are always right
WOMEN 211...Men are always right
WOMEN 212...Men are always right
WOMEN 213...Men are always right

Spring Schedule
WOMEN 220...Men are always right
WOMEN 221...Men are always right
WOMEN 222...Men are always right
WOMEN 223...Men are always right
0 likes   
Top
User avatar
sunny
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 7031
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:11 pm
Location: New Orleans

Re: New Course for Men

#9 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:24 pm

chadtm80 wrote:Becoming a Real WOMAN!

That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real Woman.
Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
WOMEN 101...Men are always right
WOMEN 102...Men are always right
WOMEN 103...Men are always right
WOMEN 104...Men are always right

Winter Schedule
WOMEN 110...Men are always right
WOMEN 111...Men are always right.
WOMEN 112...Men are always right
WOMEN 113...Men are always right

Spring Schedule
WOMEN 120...Men are always right
WOMEN 121...Men are always right
WOMEN 122...Men are always right
WOMEN 123...Men are always right

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101...Men are always right
SEX 102...Men are always right
WOMEN 201...Men are always right
WOMEN 202...Men are always right

Winter Schedule
WOMEN 210...Men are always right
WOMEN 211...Men are always right
WOMEN 212...Men are always right
WOMEN 213...Men are always right

Spring Schedule
WOMEN 220...Men are always right
WOMEN 221...Men are always right
WOMEN 222...Men are always right
WOMEN 223...Men are always right


Except when men are wrong - which is always!
0 likes   
Top
User avatar
vbhoutex
Storm2k Executive
Storm2k Executive
Posts: 29114
Age: 73
Joined: Wed Oct 09, 2002 11:31 pm
Location: Cypress, TX
Contact:
Contact vbhoutex

#10 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:26 pm

sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:
sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:Whoever came up with those courses DOES NOT KNOW MEN!!!!


Okay - tell us about men!!


And give away our secrets??? NO WAY!!!!


Oh, come on. Please? I'll stop posting those jokes it you do :D


Yeah, Uh huh!!!! I may look stupid in that SPEEDO, but I am just CRAZY!!!!! And CRAZY MEN IN SPEEDOS NEVER TELL!!!! :D :D :D
0 likes   
Skywarn, C.E.R.T.
Please click below to donate to STORM2K to help with the expenses of keeping the site going:
Image
Top
User avatar
sunny
Category 5
Category 5
Posts: 7031
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:11 pm
Location: New Orleans

#11 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:27 pm

Okay, then. Let the bashing continue...
0 likes   
Top
pojo
Military Member
Military Member
Posts: 8016
Age: 43
Joined: Thu Feb 06, 2003 9:16 pm
Location: Houston

#12 Postby pojo » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:27 pm

vbhoutex wrote:
sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:
sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:Whoever came up with those courses DOES NOT KNOW MEN!!!!


Okay - tell us about men!!


And give away our secrets??? NO WAY!!!!


Oh, come on. Please? I'll stop posting those jokes it you do :D


Yeah, Uh huh!!!! I may look stupid in that SPEEDO, but I am just CRAZY!!!!! And CRAZY MEN IN SPEEDOS NEVER TELL!!!! :D :D :D


Some men should NOT wear speedos!
0 likes   
Top
User avatar
vbhoutex
Storm2k Executive
Storm2k Executive
Posts: 29114
Age: 73
Joined: Wed Oct 09, 2002 11:31 pm
Location: Cypress, TX
Contact:
Contact vbhoutex

#13 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:31 pm

pojo wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:
sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:
sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:Whoever came up with those courses DOES NOT KNOW MEN!!!!


Okay - tell us about men!!


And give away our secrets??? NO WAY!!!!


Oh, come on. Please? I'll stop posting those jokes it you do :D


Yeah, Uh huh!!!! I may look stupid in that SPEEDO, but I am just CRAZY!!!!! And CRAZY MEN IN SPEEDOS NEVER TELL!!!! :D :D :D


Some men should NOT wear speedos!


:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
0 likes   
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Off Topic”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 21 guests