Kids say the darndest things

[southerngale]

Kids say the darndest things....

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TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"

JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't

have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."

ELLEN: I is..

TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.

[depotoo]

when my eldest was about 4 he went to the park with his dad and fell and scraped his knee - it really hur and dad told him to ask Jesus to help make it feel better. he said "I can't - He is at home"!

Never laughed so hard - we then had to explain that He is always with him whever he goes!

[yoda]

I like them all!