Redneck Wins the Lottery (joke)

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Redneck Wins the Lottery (joke)

#1 Postby sunny » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:52 am

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''
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Re: Redneck Wins the Lottery (joke)

#2 Postby vbhoutex » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:46 am

sunny wrote:A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''


Only in Texas!!!!! LOLOL!!!!
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#3 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:58 pm

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Re: Redneck Wins the Lottery (joke)

#4 Postby JenBayles » Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:13 pm

vbhoutex wrote:Only in Texas!!!!! LOLOL!!!!


Oh...... I dunno...... sounds more Coonass to me!
:wink:
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Re: Redneck Wins the Lottery (joke)

#5 Postby sunny » Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:14 pm

JenBayles wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:Only in Texas!!!!! LOLOL!!!!


Oh...... I dunno...... sounds more Coonass to me!
:wink:


I guess it COULD go either way!!
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