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Lane Painting Joke

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:50 am

A man gets a job painting road lines on the highway. The foreman comes to him at the end of the day and asks "How much did you paint?"

The man answers, "About four miles."

"That's twice the average, good job," replies the foreman.

The next day the man paints two miles. On the third day, he paints only one mile, so the foreman asks why his work keeps decreasing in miles.

The painter replies, "I keep getting farther from the paint bucket"
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