This just goes to show the quality of our criminals has definitely taken a nose-dive!
Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into the bank one day. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The would-be thief ran away and is still at large.
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Hey Kelly...think I know where he went...
Today we had a bank robbery in metro Atlanta, and the robber used two empty beer bottles as weapons.
He reportedly drank one bottle inside the bank...then busted off the end and used it to threaten the tellers.
After he got a bag of money (dropping most of it while exiting the bank), the assailant assaulted a woman from Texas in the parking lot as he carjacked her vehicle. Later, the fleeing felon reportedly was witnessed by motorists drinking a second beer...before throwing the empty bottle at pursuing police vehicles on interstate 85.
During the chase, over a dozen vehicles were damaged in accidents he caused....resulting in several injuries, before the drunk lunatic was finally stopped by Dekalb county PD and arrested. He faces a laundry list of charges, both state and federal.
PW
Today we had a bank robbery in metro Atlanta, and the robber used two empty beer bottles as weapons.
He reportedly drank one bottle inside the bank...then busted off the end and used it to threaten the tellers.
After he got a bag of money (dropping most of it while exiting the bank), the assailant assaulted a woman from Texas in the parking lot as he carjacked her vehicle. Later, the fleeing felon reportedly was witnessed by motorists drinking a second beer...before throwing the empty bottle at pursuing police vehicles on interstate 85.
During the chase, over a dozen vehicles were damaged in accidents he caused....resulting in several injuries, before the drunk lunatic was finally stopped by Dekalb county PD and arrested. He faces a laundry list of charges, both state and federal.
PW
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