An old Indian chief...

[sunny]

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

Chief two eagles asked one of officials --- "you have observed the white man for 90 years," "you've seen his wars and technological advances," "you've seen his progress and the damage he's done,” the chief nodded his agreement. The official continued, "considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied:

When the white man found the land, Indians were running it.

No taxes

No debt

Plenty buffalo

Plenty beaver

Women did all the work

Medicine man free

Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing

All night having sex

Then the chief leaned back and smiled-----only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that