Pirate Pete

[Dee Bee]

Just returned from sailing the seven seas , Pirate Pete visited his local bar.

Bartender Bob welcomed him first: “Hey, Pete - whoa - you're missing a leg! What happened?”

Pete replied, “Yep, got in a big cannon battle with a merchant ship. Cannonballs were flying everywhere, and one took the leg right off. But I'm getting along great on this old peg leg.”

Then Bob said, “Hey, Pete, I just noticed your hook-you lost a hand, too?”

“Yep,” Pete confirmed, “got in a sword fight when boarding another ship. Swords were flying everywhere and just lopped it right off. But I'm getting along great with this hook.”

Bob continued, “And Pete, you've got a patch on your eye. You lost an eye, too? How did that happen?”

“Well, a bird s**t in my eye,” Pete explained.

“Birds**t!” Bob exclaimed. “I wouldn't have thought that would cost you an eyeball!”

“First day with the hook,” muttered Pete.

[yoda]

[vbhoutex]

OUCH!!!!!

[streetsoldier]

Arrgghh...thet Cap'n bids fair ter need a tall mug o' ale, wi' a buxom SERVIN' WENCH ter attend 'im, Arrgghh...

(Applications for SERVING WENCHES being taken now; contact streetsoldier for details)

[JenBayles]

buxom SERVIN' WENCH

Well, that counts me out. Back to the galley...

[HurricaneGirl]

RRRRRRRRRRRRR! Here's a couple more Pirate Jokes:

A pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel hanging on the front of his pants.

The bartender says, "hey Pirate, did you know you have a steering wheel hanging on the front of your pants?"

The pirate says """RRRRRRRRR it's driving me nuts".
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Hey, Did you hear about that new Pirate Movie?

It's rated RRRRRRRRRRR