The POOPIE list ...

[Stormsfury]

Ghost Poopie: The kind that you feel the poopie come out but there's no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with the stain.

Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy, everything within earshot is giggling.

Drinking Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie: Self explanatory.

Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie: Where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie: It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops!...a poopie!

Dangling Poopie (also know as The Klingon) : This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet, even though you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

[GalvestonDuck]

*snicker*

Read this for the first time in the ER and we were all rolling on the floor. Corn poopie and Mexican poopie cracked me up! Although it should be noted, Mexican poopie burns more than your nose.

We said that they needed to add Splintered poopie: The kind you get when you're brave enough to eat the shells of sunflowers. A lot of us snacked on sunflowers in the ER (while NOT actively involved in patient care, obviously) and a few of us ate them whole. Let me tell ya...it's hard enough to chew the woody stuff enough to swallow. Just wait til it gets beyond your stomach!

[James]

Hehehe.

[HurricaneGirl]

OMG..I haven't seen that in years!

[Cookiely]

I laughed so hard my ribs are hurting. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it.

[coriolis]

This topic is poopie.

[ohiostorm]

There is a poster in Spencers that lists them all and has cool pictures on it. I thought about getting it at one point. Theres a site online that is titled the Scoop on Poop. Has all kinds of information about poop. My friend printed it off and brought it to school my senior year! HHAHA

[Windswept]

Klingon!!!!!!


roflmao




Thank you

needed that

rough day

[vbhoutex]

OMG!!! ROFLMPO!!!!!

[LarryWx]

Time Saving Poopie: When while your poopie is coming out, peepee is coming out at the same time.

Or I guess that could also be called Time Saving Peepee

[iceangel]

I did a google search for poopie list and found the ultimate poopie list that had some more poopies..
http://www.afunworld.com/sick-jokes/joke-286.htm
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Fisherman's Bobber Poopie- That's the kind where you're in the public rest-room, and there are two people waiting for your stall. You poopie and flush two times, but several golf ball-sized pieces are still floating on the water..

The VanGough Poopie- That's where after you poopie, you are shocked to see all the different colors in your poopie, and try to figure out what you ate to do it again.

The Show-and-Tell Poopie- You're so impressed with your own poopie, you leave it in the bowl so all your friends can appreciate it too

The Wipers Nightmare- That's the kind that breaks off too soon, so half falls in to the bowl and half stays hanging.

Ambush Poopie- That's when your in public and you think you have to fart, but you get a sneak attack squirt instead.

Paralyzing Poopie- When you're sitting poopie-ing so long your legs fall asleep.

He Just Poopied, Poopie- When you get done poopie-ing, you put your shorts back on and go out in public with those identifying bright red pressure circles on the back of your legs for all to
see.

The "What Crawled Up Your Butt & Died?" Poopie- Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

The Snake Charmer Poopie- A long skinny poopie which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Ritual Poopie- This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Ranger Poopie- A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Premeditated Poopie- Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

The Porridge Poopie- The type that comes out like toothpaste, and justkeeps on coming. You have two choices: 1) Flush and keep going. 2) Risk it piling up to your crack while you sit there helpless.

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Poopie- An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you cannot poopie.

The Peek-A-Boo Poopie- Now you see it, now you don't! This poopie is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Mood Enhancer- This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The "I Think I'm A Bunny" Poopie- When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Poopie- When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your poop shoot on the way out in the morning.

The Honeymoon's Over Poopie- This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.

The Groaner- A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Energizer Poopie- "Still Going!"

The Crowd Pleaser- This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Cliffhanger- Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off, because if you wipe now it's going to smear all over the place.

The Back-To-Nature Poopie- This poopie may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. Beware of poison ivy wipes.

The Aftershock Poopie- This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.

The Terminator- You poopie so hard you fall off the toilet.

T2- More extreme then The Terminator, you require some medical assistance to restart your heart. Clear!

The Cowboy- You've got to poopie so bad that you proceed to buck and holler until finally the poopie's been tamed.

The Runner's Poopie- Experienced by long distance runners who don't want to stop so they poopie in their shorts. (inspired by Jeff Reigal of BadAxe, MI)

Poopszopherenia- Fear of poopie-ing, can be fatal!

The Pool Poopie- Usually performed by younger children. It's too much fun in the pool so why get out? Makes a great floatie toy afterwards!

Painter's Poopie- You're up on the scaffolding and it takes to long to get down so you just cramp it and wait.

Lost Poopie- That's when there's a poopie in the urinal.

[GalvestonDuck]

The VanGough Poopie- That's where after you poopie, you are shocked to see all the different colors in your poopie, and try to figure out what you ate to do it again.

Lucky Charms cereal.

[Pburgh]

OMG, I have tears rolling down my cheeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!