Yes, it is getting to be that time of the month again... Sunny, you ready for a battle?
She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN”
She is not a “SCREAMER” or “MOANER” – She is “VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE”
She is not “EASY” – She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE”
She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” – She is “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY”
She has not “BEEN AROUND” – She is a “PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION”
She is not an “AIRHEAD” – She is “REALITY IMPAIRED”
She does not get “DRUNK” or “TIPSY” – She gets “CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED”
She does not have “BREAST IMPLANTS” – She is “MEDICALLY ENHANCED”
She does not “NAG” you – She is “VERBALLY REPETITIVE”
She is not a “TRAMP” – She is “SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED”
She does not have “MAJOR-LEAGUE HOOTERS” – She is “PECTORALLY SUPERIOR”
She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” – She is a “LOW COST PROVIDER”
He does not have a “BEER GUT” – He has developed a “LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY”
He is not a “BAD DANCER” – He is “OVERLY CAUCASIAN”
He does not “GET LOST ALL THE TIME” – He “INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS”
He is not “BALDING” – He is in “FOLLICLE REGRESSION”
He is not a “CRADLE ROBBER” – He prefers “GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS”
He does not get “FALLING-DOWN DRUNK” – He becomes “ACCIDENTIALLY HORIZONTAL”
He does not act like a “TOTAL ASS” – He develops a case of “RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION”
He is not a “MALE CHAUVINISTIC PIG” – He has “SWINE EMPATHY”
He is not afraid of “COMMITMENT” – He is “RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED”
He is not “HORNY” – He is “SEXUALLY FOCUSED”
Its not his “CRACK” you see hanging out of his pants – its “REAR CLEAVAGE”
Politically Correct Men vs. Women
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pojo wrote:Yes, it is getting to be that time of the month again... Sunny, you ready for a battle?
Always my friend!! Especially when I have YOU for back up?!!!
Hey - where's Jen
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