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#1 Postby southerngale » Wed May 11, 2005 2:16 pm

As an independent 'today kinda woman' I called my local home improvement store for a simple piece of advice.

"I know the Sheetrock is nailed to the studs," I said to the guy who answered the phone, "but how do I find the stud?"

"Put an ad in the personals column." he suggested.
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#2 Postby sunny » Wed May 11, 2005 2:18 pm

Oh, man!
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#3 Postby The Big Dog » Wed May 11, 2005 2:31 pm

Ah yes... another Great Moment in Equal Rights History!
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#4 Postby southerngale » Wed May 11, 2005 2:32 pm

Of course that wasn't really me. Doesn't everyone have a stud finder?
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#5 Postby The Big Dog » Wed May 11, 2005 2:36 pm

I could see it happening, though. Many a store has ended up on the local news like that.
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#6 Postby StormChasr » Wed May 11, 2005 3:03 pm

Of course that wasn't really me. Doesn't everyone have a stud finder?



You rang??? Someone looking for a stud? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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#7 Postby southerngale » Wed May 11, 2005 3:21 pm

Is that you playing the guitar? :lol:
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#8 Postby StormChasr » Wed May 11, 2005 3:24 pm

Nope.....that "baby" is a Strat. I normally play a Les Paul, :lol: :lol:
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