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Cheesey Pick-up Lines

#1 Postby southerngale » Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:31 am

We've all heard them. What are some of the ones that stand out or are really bad? lol


Here's a few...

You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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#2 Postby mobilebay » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:14 am

There was another thread about this a while back. I remember this one on there. Man asks woman point blank "can I get in your pants" woman answers "why there is already one a$%hole in there. :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby knotimpaired » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:15 am

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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#4 Postby JenBayles » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:59 am

mobilebay wrote:There was another thread about this a while back. I remember this one on there. Man asks woman point blank "can I get in your pants" woman answers "why there is already one a$%hole in there. :lol: :lol:


That would be me, and the entire reply was, "There's already one a$$hole in there - I don't need another one."
:lol: :oops:
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#5 Postby The Big Dog » Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:57 am

You must be from Tennessee... cuz you're the only ten that I see. <groan>
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#6 Postby mobilebay » Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:50 pm

JenBayles wrote:
mobilebay wrote:There was another thread about this a while back. I remember this one on there. Man asks woman point blank "can I get in your pants" woman answers "why there is already one a$%hole in there. :lol: :lol:


That would be me, and the entire reply was, "There's already one a$$hole in there - I don't need another one."
:lol: :oops:

Thanks. I sure didn't want to look it up. I knew I had read it here though! :lol:
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#7 Postby Pebbles » Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:56 pm

THe lamest thing anyone ever said to me.. wasn't even cheezy was

My cell phone is acting up.. can I get your number so I can see if it is working again *rolls eyes*

JUST ASK STRAIGHT OUT FOR THE NUMBER!
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#8 Postby southerngale » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:01 pm

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. :lol:
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#9 Postby Pebbles » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:03 pm

Bam Bam says:

You know what would look good on you? Me!
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#10 Postby southerngale » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:06 pm

Speaking of Bam Bam and Pebbles, how 'bout this one?

I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock.


Oh really now? :lol:
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#11 Postby mobilebay » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:11 pm

southerngale wrote:Speaking of Bam Bam and Pebbles, how 'bout this one?

I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock.


Oh really now? :lol:

Thats a good one!!! :lol: :lol:
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#12 Postby Pebbles » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:11 pm

southerngale wrote:Speaking of Bam Bam and Pebbles, how 'bout this one?

I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock.


Oh really now? :lol:


*GROANS*
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