Desperate Housewives

[GalvestonDuck]

I'm going to have to go back and watch again on my DVR when I get a chance, but that hand holding the knife (in the previews) looked a lot like Bree's.

[Brent]

Yes it did... which has me a little stumped, but let me point you to this:



That is Mary Alice/Angela presumably after she just chopped Deidre to pieces. It's in Utah and Zach is a little boy(2 or 3). The knife looks the same.

More here: http://p220.ezboard.com/frealitytvozsty ... D=75.topic

[GalvestonDuck]

Aha, so it does! Same bony wrist also.

[Brent]

Aha, so it does! Same bony wrist also.

Assuming it's Bree kitchen, they are probably using it in the scene because they are supposed to be in Utah.

[Miss Mary]

Brent - you ARE my DH expert ya know.....

Haven't watched last night's show, but don't worry. I won't read something here if I want to be surprised. So discuss away.

I told you I post on a very small, but loyal Knots Landing board. One fan forgot to record DH. She's beside herself today, well, actually kinda desperate....he he.

So please tell me, will last night's episode air again? Thank you kind sir.

Mary

PS - the Monday morning DH TV Guide Critique...since I was posting the Survivor one anyway....

http://www.tvguide.com/tv/watercooler/

Desperate Housewives
This was a mighty tough week for the guys. Let's run it down:
Rex: He gets more bad pills; is insidiously framed for blabbing about his S&M fetish; and, to top it off, he has a heart attack — thanks to George — while his loving wife makes the bed. Pillow-fluffing has never been so bitterly cold in its execution.
Carlos: He beats up the wrong guy; lands in jail; and, when he kindly suggests that Gabrielle lie for him, gets turned down for that. Well, at least he has a nice, fresh roll of toilet paper nearby. He deserves it though — if you're gonna screw around with your wife's pills, pay out of pocket, dude.
Tom: On the same day he impulsively quits his job, he finds out that it was his own wife who submarined him on an earlier promotion. Lynette is not gettin' any tonight.
Paul Young: The only thing his plan got him, was a solid punch in the face.
Zach: He thinks his father left him, and all he got was a lousy T-shirt. Uh, I mean glove. Although, maybe he actually did get a T-shirt, and we just didn't see it on-screen. You never know.
Mike: OK, it wasn't totally a bad deal for the plumber. He did get to pummel Paul and he's moving in Susan. However, he's moving in with Susan. That's literally an accident waiting to happen.

I guess the only guy who had a good day was George. But he had to act like an immoral bastard to do it. No, wait, I almost forgot — the construction worker who got to hook up with Edie had the best day, by far. Nice going, dude! — Danny Spiegel

[Brent]

Last night's episode will re-air SATURDAY at 10:00pm ET. Last Sunday's at 9.

[Miss Mary]

Thanks Brent. I passed the info along....

[Brent]

30-second ad with Grey's Anatomy that aired tonight during The Bachelor:

Bree to Rex in the hospital: The best is yet to come

Announcer: This Sunday

(Grey's clip)

Announcer: The most anticipated season finales are here

Susan says something to Edie that we can't hear and then

Edie: Stick it up my, WHAT?

Announcer: First, it's the Number One Show in America

Justin: You beat up the wrong guy

Announcer: and this time... someone

Carlos in court yelling: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

(Various shots of guns and a knife falling seen including a gun in Susan's house!!)

Announcer:... will not survive

Then Grey's.

Part of a 1-minute ad with EM: HE and Grey's Anatomy:

Announcer: Then... it's the episode you've been waiting for all year

Edie to someone: I am totally freaked out(running away from someone's house)

Shots of the wives in an elevator and Bree on the phone shown

Announcer: It's the season finale of television's #1 show

Paul shown in a pit of some kind(quarry maybe?) Gabrielle alone on a bed

Susan: I know all about the blackmail

Announcer: Someone... will not survive

Mike shown pulling a gun at the same place where Paul is shown

Carlos in court yelling: I am going to kill him!

Gabrielle shocked

Then onto Grey's.

[GalvestonDuck]

I could have sworn we'd already talked about this before, but I can't find the thread or post.

Who is your favorite "Housewife" on the show?
Who's your favorite hubby?
Who's your favorite villain?
What's your favorite storyline?
and finally...
What do you hope to see happen in the future of the Housewives?

[Brent]

***SPOILER ALERT***





























05/18 - The character who dies is male. And it's not Paul. Or Mike. Or Carlos. Source: Ask Ausiello @ TV Guide

Rex or John.

[Brent]

WARNING:***MAJOR SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!***









Don't read unless you REALLY REALLY want to know







I mean it






You sure???





You really sure???



Well... here it goes


This is from a WELL-RESPECTED poster over at Television Without Pity(link is below)

Anyway...the scenes of Gabby having an ultrasound and of Bree visiting some unrecognizable person in the hospital are not in the finale, so my guess now is that those scenes were cut from the previous episode.

What is actually in the finale...in flashback form, Deirdre has a run-in with Angela/Mary Alice, and I think we all know how that turns out.

In the present day, Felicia has a run-in with Zach and a hockey stick, but (apparently) lives.

Lynette has a run-in with Tom and an air hockey table, but there's nothing potentially life-threatening there, so never mind.

Susan has a run-in with Zach and a gun, but how exactly that turns out is a cliffhanger for next season.

Rex has a run-in with the elevated potassium levels in his blood, and I'm sorry, but unless they're going to re-edit the show at the very last minute (including the MAVO at the end)...I think you can tell where I'm going with this.

http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com ... 479&st=825

[GalvestonDuck]

For anyone confused, MAVO = Mary Alice voice-over.

[Brent]

For anyone confused, MAVO = Mary Alice voice-over.

Yep and that's not changing. The "multiple endings" is obviously something else.

Zach looks like he goes on a rampage. Felicia and Susan?

That must be what Edie is "freaked out" about. She must walk up to Felicia's door and see it, then runs to Susan's. That I think is also when Susan says something to the effect of "Stick it up yours..." Edie must do something bad in that case before that.

[Brent]

Well this just sucks.

From the same guy in the same thread:

I don't work for ABC, I work for the company that's contracted to closed-caption most of their prime-time shows (among many other shows for other networks). It just so happens that I got permanently assigned to caption "Desperate Housewives" every week this season, so I've gotten to see all of the episodes a few days before they air and have therefore been able to regularly post spoilers here. That's relatively rare, since usually shows aren't solely assigned to one captioner -- for example, "Lost" has been split up among three or four of us all season (I've captioned chunks of six or seven of the episodes).

I haven't heard of any reaction from ABC or from the show or from my bosses at my company about my posting spoilers here; I've signed confidentiality agreements in the past for a couple of shows, including one ABC series ("Push, Nevada"), but not for "DH."

Rex's death is in the middle of the show, sorry to say. The women huddled together in the hospital comes pretty close to the beginning of the show.

*sniff* I just can't imagine this show without him, and please in the name of all things holy tell me how this is shocking? What a bunch of hype.

[GalvestonDuck]

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Sorry...just got back from having sushi and watching Carter's finale on ER. Trying to be brief. Dang! Rex?? What the heck? Now Bree's gonna be single too? Aren't these people supposed to be houseWIVES??? This leaves Gabby and Lynette was the only wives on the show. Hmph!! And I just can't STAND the thought of seeing Bree with George! Ugh! Daggonit! No more Harm and Mac. No more Faith and Bosco. Benson and Stabler will never get it on because their partners-in-law (wait...that's not the right term, but you get my drift...opposite of partners-in-crime. Yeah, that's the ticket). Sorry...stream of consciousness flowing here.... So, how am I supposed to live vicariously through any hot couples on TV if there aren't any?? You know, come to think of it, there really isn't much in the way of love scenes on this show. And wasn't someone once trying to say that it was a trashy show with all the sex? Funny...I don't see any! Dang it -- even Sami's not on Days of Our Lives these days.

Hmph!! Summer hiatus...guess I'll go to the beach and start watching the hurricane maps.

[Brent]

New from abc.com



Deidre and Zach as a baby.



Carlos and John in court.



Angela/Mary Alice, apparently in Utah.



Carlos finds out about John.



Bree/Gabrielle/Lynette/Susan at the hospital.



Zach running away from Felicia.



Zach confronting Susan WITH A GUN!!!



Edie/Susan/Zach



Gabrielle and John



Bree picking out a tie for Rex... I think you know what for.



Mike confronts Paul about Deidre.

[Yankeegirl]

This is a really good show!!!!

[Brent]

It's a great show, but the finale wasn't all that shocking IMO. Rex dying... yeah, we saw that one coming for months. I wonder if he's REALLY dead though? Maybe it's the "I like Rex" coming out, but telling her over the phone??? What the heck??

The cliffhanger is obviously Susan/Zach and what happens when Mike walks in. I'm not dying to know though(mainly because it's 4 months away )

There is SOMETHING in that new neighbor's house!!!

[Yankeegirl]

I didnt get to watch DH as much as I would have liked to, but I defiantely caught the finale tonight ( had to call a friend and figure some things out)... The cliff hanger with the gun and when he walked in the house was pretty good... and a gut feeling, Rex is not dead....

[Brent]

I didnt get to watch DH as much as I would have liked to, but I defiantely caught the finale tonight ( had to call a friend and figure some things out)... The cliff hanger with the gun and when he walked in the house was pretty good... and a gut feeling, Rex is not dead....

The more I think about it... the more I think Rex isn't dead. I was expecting us to actually see him die, as in, fall asleep and then the monitors flatline like with a normal person. Cutting from a note to Bree to the phone call informing her was very strange.