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#21 Postby rainstorm » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:06 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:
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rainstorm wrote:lighten up, this is hilarious.


can i have extra onions?
"why, your breath smells bad enough already"


Can I have large fries??

"Why I don't have french fries today"

Ok may I have an order of fries?

"Look I said we don't have freaking french fries today, so how about something else."

Ok may I have an order of small fries NOW before your breath smells like a odored gas at the cracked window!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHA
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The way I heard it was like this:

"Hi, how can I help you?"

"I'd like a burger and a large order of fries?"

"I'm sorry, we're cleaning the fry machine today. We don't have any fries today."

"Well, okay, could I get a small order of fries?"

"Sir, I don't think you heard me. We don't have any fries today."

"Well, do you have fries?"

"Look, buddy...listen closely. Who put the straw in strawberry?"

"Uh...nature did."

"Right. And who put the ape in apricot?"

"Um...nature did."

"That's right. And who put the freak in french fries?"

"Uh...um...there ain't no freak in french fries."

"That's right! There ain't no freakin' french fries!"


good one!!
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#22 Postby WXBUFFJIM » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:07 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:
WXBUFFJIM wrote:
rainstorm wrote:lighten up, this is hilarious.


can i have extra onions?
"why, your breath smells bad enough already"


Can I have large fries??

"Why I don't have french fries today"

Ok may I have an order of fries?

"Look I said we don't have freaking french fries today, so how about something else."

Ok may I have an order of small fries NOW before your breath smells like a odored gas at the cracked window!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHA
Jim



The way I heard it was like this:

"Hi, how can I help you?"

"I'd like a burger and a large order of fries?"

"I'm sorry, we're cleaning the fry machine today. We don't have any fries today."

"Well, okay, could I get a small order of fries?"

"Sir, I don't think you heard me. We don't have any fries today."

"Well, do you have fries?"

"Look, buddy...listen closely. Who put the straw in strawberry?"

"Uh...nature did."

"Right. And who put the ape in apricot?"

"Um...nature did."

"That's right. And who put the freak in french fries?"

"Uh...um...there ain't no freak in french fries."

"That's right! There ain't no freakin' french fries!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I heard that b4!!! :lol:
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#23 Postby WXBUFFJIM » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:23 pm

Can I have a whopper?

We don't serve fat people

I'm not fat

We don't serve fat old people

I'm not old

We don't serve young people.

I'm not a people.

Fine, drive to the space alien window.

Jim :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#24 Postby southerngale » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:28 pm

Jim, you ok? You posted that 4 times!

Were you one of the ones to drive up to that window? :lol: :1:
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#25 Postby hunter84 » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:29 pm

WXBUFFJIM wrote:
GalvestonDuck wrote:
WXBUFFJIM wrote:
rainstorm wrote:lighten up, this is hilarious.


can i have extra onions?
"why, your breath smells bad enough already"


Can I have large fries??

"Why I don't have french fries today"

Ok may I have an order of fries?

"Look I said we don't have freaking french fries today, so how about something else."

Ok may I have an order of small fries NOW before your breath smells like a odored gas at the cracked window!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHA
Jim



The way I heard it was like this:

"Hi, how can I help you?"

"I'd like a burger and a large order of fries?"

"I'm sorry, we're cleaning the fry machine today. We don't have any fries today."

"Well, okay, could I get a small order of fries?"

"Sir, I don't think you heard me. We don't have any fries today."

"Well, do you have fries?"

"Look, buddy...listen closely. Who put the straw in strawberry?"

"Uh...nature did."

"Right. And who put the ape in apricot?"

"Um...nature did."

"That's right. And who put the freak in french fries?"

"Uh...um...there ain't no freak in french fries."

"That's right! There ain't no freakin' french fries!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I heard that b4!!! :lol:

check out this link.
http://www.crashlaughing.com/video/fries.wmv
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#26 Postby WXBUFFJIM » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:36 pm

southerngale wrote:Jim, you ok? You posted that 4 times!

Were you one of the ones to drive up to that window? :lol: :1:


Yea, a martian approached me and gave me the wrong order. :eek:
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#27 Postby GalvestonDuck » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:49 pm

hunter84 wrote:check out this link.
http://www.crashlaughing.com/video/fries.wmv


LOL! Yeah, that's it!
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#28 Postby Skywatch_NC » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:00 pm

http://www.crashlaughing.com/video/fries.wmv[/quote]

All I get is:

0&²uŽfϦÙ

Perhaps a Chinese menu at a takeout window? :lol: :wink:
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#29 Postby blizzard » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:01 pm

Try here, it was posted here at s2k before..

http://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic ... t=jack+box
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#30 Postby Skywatch_NC » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:04 pm

[quote="blizzard"]Try here, it was posted here at s2k before..

http://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic ... t=jack+box[/
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Same result... :-?
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#31 Postby JCT777 » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:20 pm

I used to work at KFC many years ago. As a joke, a friend of mine once pulled up to the drive through window one minute before closing time and ordered enough chicken to feed all of Delaware. The person taking the order and the manager nearly had a heart attack. :lol:
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#32 Postby blizzard » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:22 pm

JCT777 wrote:I used to work at KFC many years ago. As a joke, a friend of mine once pulled up to the drive through window one minute before closing time and ordered enough chicken to feed all of Delaware. The person taking the order and the manager nearly had a heart attack. :lol:


If you order anything at the KFC here and it is even an hour from closing, if they don't have it already made, they WILL NOT even attempt to make anything for you. THey just say, we're out until tomorrow. :roll:
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#33 Postby Skywatch_NC » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:23 pm

JCT777 wrote:I used to work at KFC many years ago. As a joke, a friend of mine once pulled up to the drive through window one minute before closing time and ordered enough chicken to feed all of Delaware. The person taking the order and the manager nearly had a heart attack. :lol:


:lol: :lol:
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#34 Postby blizzard » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:27 pm

Friends of mine used to go through the drive up at McDonalds and order their food in a whisper. The attendent would then have to turn up their speaker and ask the order again, my friends would then repeat the order in a whisper. they would do this a couple of times and then the next time, when the attendent's speaker was way up, they would yell their order. It used to P!$$ the people off to no end.
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#35 Postby streetsoldier » Fri Jan 09, 2004 6:04 pm

Well, at least the little punks were LEGIBLY heard...unlike some drive-thrus here (Subway is a notable offender). :roll:
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#36 Postby Skywatch_NC » Fri Jan 09, 2004 6:09 pm

streetsoldier wrote:Well, at least the little punks were LEGIBLY heard...unlike some drive-thrus here (Subway is a notable offender). :roll:


I know what you mean, Bill... There's a few of those drive-thru speaker boxes around Roa Rpds and my Dad would nicely tell the person taking the orders at the window that the volume needs improving on the device. And then half the time...dim-wit employees here don't even get the order right!
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#37 Postby southerngale » Fri Jan 09, 2004 6:34 pm

blizzard wrote:Friends of mine used to go through the drive up at McDonalds and order their food in a whisper. The attendent would then have to turn up their speaker and ask the order again, my friends would then repeat the order in a whisper. they would do this a couple of times and then the next time, when the attendent's speaker was way up, they would yell their order. It used to P!$$ the people off to no end.


Yeah, sure, blame your friends. :lol:
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#38 Postby Josephine96 » Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:06 pm

"Can I Have a chicken sandwich...?"

"No we haven't got any chicken yet cause it's still running around the farm"

LOL sorry that may have been a bit lame lol
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#39 Postby breeze » Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:25 pm

LMAO!!!

David, I just HAD to do this! I miss that rascal!



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#40 Postby Stephanie » Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:50 pm

You guys are too funny!

I did get a good laugh though from the story! :lol:
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