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#21 Postby yoda » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:24 am

Are beatings about to commence in here or something? :eek: :eek:
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#22 Postby Miss Mary » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:15 am

Okay Breeze.....you got my attention now!!!

Round #2 today guys.....watch out, we women will be in rare form on a Friday, huh Annette? LOL

And ironically, I'm going to be strapping on my hiking boots this morning to walk the dog.....I figure I can leave them ALL day long if need be....;-)

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#23 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:54 am

Miss Mary wrote:Okay Breeze.....you got my attention now!!!

Round #2 today guys.....watch out, we women will be in rare form on a Friday, huh Annette? LOL

And ironically, I'm going to be strapping on my hiking boots this morning to walk the dog.....I figure I can leave them ALL day long if need be....;-)

Mary


And what good would those hiking boots be to you if you left them on all day???HHHHHMMMM?????? Why would you need them if you aren't out walking the dog? HHMMMM?????
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#24 Postby coriolis » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:56 am

...and I'll put on my boots too, because it's really going to get deep in here....

...and girls, if you want to go for a walk, would you pick up a six pack for me? Oh, and I'll be glad to pay you back on Thursday, if you can cover it now.
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#25 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:57 am

Joshua21Young wrote:
breeze wrote:LOL, bring on those strong, north winds, young man! These
here womanfolk can handle your nastinest, as we are
STRONG!


Well given that I am pretty far south and west, it would be a southwest wind for most of you. ;)


I may have to add a strictly Southern Hurricane BLAST to that if my friend in Cali needs any help!
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#26 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:00 am

coriolis wrote:...and I'll put on my boots too, because it's really going to get deep in here....

...and girls, if you want to go for a walk, would you pick up a six pack for me? Oh, and I'll be glad to pay you back on Thursday, if you can cover it now.


:shocked!: :shocked!: :shocked!: :shocked!: :shocked!:

*vbhoutex cowers in the corner*

INCOMING!!!!INCOMING!!!!!!!! TAKE COVER!!!!!!

Men we may have to rethink our strategy here!!
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Re: Men vs Women...

#27 Postby j » Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:33 am

mf_dolphin wrote:Gender-Specific Dictionary

Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.


Great....secrets out
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#28 Postby Miss Mary » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:01 am

Yeah j, we're onto you guys with that one!!! Oh yeah....no secret!

Hey, boots are already on, even with my robe (I look the sight, more fuel for your gender war fire!!!), since I had to take the dog out back already.....LOL

Ed, sure I'll pick ya up a 6 pack while out walking the dog this morning. How about bringing back lunch too? The daily paper? Your slippers......NOT!!!!

LOL

Mary

PS - hey I'm getting mighty worried here, were are my female comrades?
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#29 Postby therock1811 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:02 am

I'm gonna let you all fight this war. I'm not a fighter unless someone takes a cheap shot at me first.
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#30 Postby mf_dolphin » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:03 am

Mary my pipe needs lighting ;-) If it's not too much trouble my car could use a good washibg as well.....
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#31 Postby Miss Mary » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:04 am

Jeremy - no cheap shots, just all in good fun.....maybe you need to be married (a dang long time too) to relate well to this thread or be old uh hmmmm, farts like some of us! LOL

But you can take Annette's lawn chair and enjoy the show. I think she'll be out of that chair right with us today!

Mary
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#32 Postby JenBayles » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:26 am

Miss Mary wrote:....maybe you need to be married (a dang long time too) to relate well to this thread or be old uh hmmmm, farts like some of us! LOL


I gotchyer back girl!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#33 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:29 am

How many Men does it take to open a beer??

None it should already be open when the women bring it to you
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#34 Postby pojo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:48 am

chadtm80 wrote:How many Men does it take to open a beer??

None it should already be open when the women bring it to you


Keep dreaming Chad! :roll:

What if your woman can fart, belch and cuss in competition with the guys? Is she worth keeping around?
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#35 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:57 am

pojo wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:How many Men does it take to open a beer??

None it should already be open when the women bring it to you


Keep dreaming Chad! :roll:

What if your woman can fart, belch and cuss in competition with the guys? Is she worth keeping around?

Can she wash dishes? :eek:
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#36 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:13 pm

chadtm80 wrote:
pojo wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:How many Men does it take to open a beer??

None it should already be open when the women bring it to you


Keep dreaming Chad! :roll:

What if your woman can fart, belch and cuss in competition with the guys? Is she worth keeping around?

Can she wash dishes? :eek:


:roflmao: :hehe: :roflmao: :hehe: :shocked!:
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#37 Postby pojo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:16 pm

chadtm80 wrote:
pojo wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:How many Men does it take to open a beer??

None it should already be open when the women bring it to you


Keep dreaming Chad! :roll:

What if your woman can fart, belch and cuss in competition with the guys? Is she worth keeping around?

Can she wash dishes? :eek:


Her own... not the guys :lol: as she laughs as the guy has to put his hands in the dirty water.
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#38 Postby Lindaloo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:42 pm

Get 'em Shan!! LOL!!
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#39 Postby pojo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:49 pm

Lindaloo wrote:Get 'em Shan!! LOL!!


Lets see Alex... Male Bashing for 500. :D
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#40 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:50 pm

Can you tell its Friday? lol
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