What did you get for Father's Day?

[Brent]

so.....what kind of conversation can I expect while I'm getting my massage?

Should we just talk about the first thing that comes up?

Ask her if she likes baseball...and if so...is it the Red Sox...or...the...Spankmes?

I don't know Eric, it might be hard to talk baseball while getting rubbed.

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[Skywatch_NC]

so.....what kind of conversation can I expect while I'm getting my massage?

Should we just talk about the first thing that comes up?

Ask her if she likes baseball...and if so...is it the Red Sox...or...the...Spankmes?

I don't know Eric, it might be hard to talk baseball while getting rubbed.

!!!!

[azskyman]

I think you've heard the story. My wife got a full facial massage for a gift...but on the day and hour of the appointment, that's when I had the spontaneous burst of a vein in my left leg.

After the 9-1-1 call, after the firemen had arrived and patched me up, after I made sure she hosed down the couple pints of blood I lost, she politely took me to the recliner, sat me down, pulled back so my legs would be elevated, got me the remote, gave me my cell phone and said,

"Now do you think you'll be ok if I go get my facial now?"

"Yes, I can't imagine I'm going to bleed to death, so go ahead and go. If you get a call, though, take a rain check on the massage and get back home!!! Oh, and by the way, make sure you don't back into the fire truck on the way out of our driveway!!"

Now j, if I was given a massage for Father's Day and my wife was home bleeding to death, I'd be just as committed to her as she was to me.

I would probably want to talk about cold things...weather in Alaska, polar bears, ice fishing. Mostly because of what I recall in my childhood about massage parlors.

We used to have a massage parlor across the street from my dad's store back in Illinois. I never knew what went on in there, but I always thought it involved something strenuous or something hot. Every guy that ever went in that place came out with a very red face.

Hmmmm.

[azskyman]

Oh, and by the way....for my gift I got a visit from my son, my daughter in law, and my two grandgirls.

I took Emma to the zoo the first day...and last night we swam til it got "dahk outsighed." Just me and her laughing and splashing!

A grandpa could ask for nothing better on a Father's Day.

Besides...I'm still not sure I know what goes on in a massage parlor anyway.

Check out the color of your face when you get back in the car on the way home.

If it's red, that means I'll finally have someone to ask. Been waiting since I was around 9 years old.

[j]

I would probably want to talk about cold things...weather in Alaska, polar bears, ice fishing. Mostly because of what I recall in my childhood about massage parlors.

In the spirit of full disclosure, I must add some details, which should paint moi as well as my Masseuse, in a more respectable manner.

Said Masseuse, albeit young, curvacious, and beautiful, is also a recent Mother. She does massge out of her home, only when her husband is home. Her husband will be home, in the next room watching said baby. The door will be closed, there will be music, and her husband will be closely monitoring the closed circuit TV in between shaking rattles and talking baby googala.

So Steve, feel better now?

[Miss Mary]

Well j, we all feel so much better now - thank you!!!

Baby googala - ROFL!!!

I think under these circumstances you'll be able to discuss baseball.....or parenting tips!!! This may or may not be as relaxing as you think! This young mother might unload on you - I never get a full night's sleep, I'm exhausted, etc. And take it out on you!!! LOL

Hey maybe this is your wife's REAL gift? For you to come running home to her!!!! he he

Mary