Questions to Ponder?

[kevin]

Why do people seek what they will never need at the expense of their time?

[tropicana]

Why is it that many people have to go to work, and work so hard to live in nice houses, leave early in the morning, come home late in the day, then get up and do the same thing everyday just to be able to survive, working so hard, in an effort to pay the mortgage or the rent to the bankers or the landlords?
Ever wonder why doesn't your employers just give the money that you would have earned to the bankers and the landlords , without it passing through your hands, that way saving you the extra work of having to get up everyday to go and work so hard, when you can just stay at home and stop all the middleman thingy?
Huh! Ever wonder?
That way at least some of us can have a holiday!
Actually, no need for the bankers either, just use the ATM machine. That way the bankers can go on holiday too!



If cats come from kittens, why don't rats come from rittens?
If dogs come from puppies, why dont frogs come from guppies?

Ever wonder what cleans soap?
Another soap maybe?

Ever wonder if people had wings and could fly, and birds had no wings and couldn't fly, how different the world will be?

(I think I have too much time on my hands tonight)
-justin-

[kevin]

Why isn't the plural of Moose, Meese?

[StormScanWx]

-Can you cry underwater?

-How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

-Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

-What disease did cured ham actually have?

-How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

-If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

-Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

-Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? Sometimes, they're going to see you naked anyway?

-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs.

-Do the Alphabet Song (A, B, C, D...) and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

-Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

I like this topic.

[pojo]

Why do people give you the evil eye when your on your cell phone, but when their's rings (and they answer it) they are as loud as ever?

Why does the military have a hurry up and wait policy?

[coriolis]

--Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Because everyone values their own opinion more than others do.