S2K Election 2004- Fair and Balanced

[Lindaloo]

Oh here we go. lol.

[GalvestonDuck]

Huh...wait, I'm confused. Is there a centerfold of Linda somewhere?

[stormchazer]

Election year mudslinging gets nastier and Lindaloo....a centerfold?

Stay tuned tonight for an Election 2004 Update with Jara Jennings.

[Lindaloo]

Nope no centerfold. Duck is wishful thinking again.

[blizzard]

Election year mudslinging gets nastier and Lindaloo....a centerfold?

Stay tuned tonight for an Election 2004 Update with Jara Jennings.

HeeHee the scandal begins.......lol

Dig up the dirt....

[JCT777]

Tonight's update from Jara Jennings ought to be good.

[GalvestonDuck]

Nope no centerfold. Duck is wishful thinking again.

Well, durn.

[Lindaloo]

Tonight's update from Jara Jennings ought to be good.

And you can just about bet I am going to get the bashing. LOL!!

[Guest]

[j]

listen Lin..just own up tp the centerfold, and it will be less painful in the end

[GalvestonDuck]

From what I hear, Ticka's campaign isn't exactly scandal-free. But I'm opposed to negative campaigning so I'll just wait til the Chronicle publishes the story...unless Jara beats them to it.

[Lindaloo]

listen Lin..just own up tp the centerfold, and it will be less painful in the end

TRAITOR!!

And what are you smiling at ticka? It ain't over til it's over girlfriend.

[blizzard]

If someone must through their hat in the ring as an Independent, might as well be the ol' Blizzard. Someone has to keep this topic fair and balanced, if that is possible with all of the conservatives around here...lol

With that centerfold thing hangin' over Linda's head, I might as well try and win the Independant's nomination.....

Hat back in the ring....lol

[GalvestonDuck]

listen Lin..just own up tp the centerfold, and it will be less painful in the end

Gotta admit, the green eyes are just about a dead giveaway to the model's identity. But one of the staples is punched through where that cute little tattoo of a magnolia blossom ought to be. So I can't really say for sure.

[Lindaloo]

You are SO not helping my case here Duck. Quit helping me Puh-leeze quit helping me.

[GalvestonDuck]

Well, gosh...okay. But are you sure you don't want to know that I scanned the pic and enlarged it and now I see that it's a tattoo of a Texas bluebonnet?

[stormchazer]

Due to technical issues (My #!!##@@#$%%#* computer would not work), Jara Jennings was unable to post an update. An update will be posted late Friday or Saturday.

[stormchazer]

I'm Jara Jenkins with another "fair and balanced" report....

I'm crying foul too! No one can just reach in and steal a supporter! Isn't it implied in the contract that if you are a supporter your job is to just hang around and hold things in place while the candidate is off doing other things?

One more thing for me.

I declare amnesty for all Storm2k folks who have wondered in from TWC, WWBB, WeatherMatrix, or any of a hundred other places outside the border.

As of today, those folks can come and go from Storm2k, post here with no fear of retribution, and return to their former camps any time they like.

You will, however, be electronically fingerprinted when you enter the Storm2k website...and I recommend that behind door number 10 in the gallery there should be updated photos, with fingerprints, of all aliens using the boards in this way.

Askyman announces his return to the campaign with a shout claiming Ticka's camp, long accused of dirty tricks, seem to have "bought" J's support in a stunning move. This reporter would like to know just what "forbidden fruit" was dangled? Askyman has added website security to his agenda with a proposal for photos and fingerprints of all aliens on the board. Needless to say, Mork from Ork is not happy and has pulled his associations support. ET, speaking at a Ticka fund raiser mentions that his group didn't trust Askyman from the beginning and the Whitelight group from the "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" documentary said "Beep, beep, beep, beep, da Beeeeeeeep." Thats saying a lot.

The Ticka versus Lindaloo battle has gotten nasty and the press is in heaven. First came the disclosure of election violations by Lindaloo's camp and a rumoured 48 Hours appearance that never happened. Next the allegation that Lindaloo appeared in a centerfold was leveled. GalvestonDuck commented:

Gotta admit, the green eyes are just about a dead giveaway to the model's identity. But one of the staples is punched through where that cute little tattoo of a magnolia blossom ought to be. So I can't really say for sure.

This reporter personally viewed every dirty magazine he could find, and boy am I tired. I found lots of disgust (and smiles), but no Lindaloo. Blizzard jibed in about claiming Independent status but in a typical "I am one first....was not....am too!" claim, Lindaloo staked her claim to the Independent ticket. Next, Lindaloo denied any knowledge of being "honest" but had no comment about being a politician. She continues to accuse the Ticka camp of theft in the J case and commented on alleged Ticka Campaign Headquarters number: 1-800- STEAL-A-VOTE. I called the number but all I heard was Ticka talking in a very low sensuous voice.

So how goes the Ticka camp? Well Ticka, never afraid to sling mudd..or a half filled mug of ice-cold Budweiser commented on the Lindaloo centerfold rumor:

Hmmm Honestly counts....wonder if she's the latest centerfold??? Honesty sounds like a southern girl name to me ....(aint' this called dirt slinging)

J and Ticka met together at a press conference to face rumours of underhanded politics (Something Ticka is a pro at):

Reporter: Which camp are you officially with?

J: ok....I have to go with the ticka camp....its all about benefits, and frankly she has offered the best package. Patricia...can I enter free agency at the end of the year?

Ticka: Sure J..... Look here Lindaloo - look here...J's in my camp...
hehehehehhehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess dirty politics aren't dirty to the winner. Lindaloo went to the Supreme Court for a recount. The Justices are still laughing. Meanwhile, J has been announced as potential Secretary of Victoria Secret Security. GalvestonDuck alleges that Ticka's camp is not without scandal, though I hear Patti Smythe is retired. (Lame 80's inside joke. Anyone get it?) Returning to the centerfold issue, GD said:

Well, gosh...okay. But are you sure you don't want to know that I scanned the pic and enlarged it and now I see that it's a tattoo of a Texas bluebonnet?

Well, I saw the pics and that model looked sober. I doubt it could be Ticka. AA members have also backed Ticka's campaign as well as the little known "Pot" Party. Ticka also has been accused of leveraging her power on Storm2K to get posters to support her. Several pro-Lindaloo members have disappeared in the last few days along with their post. These allegations cannot be confirmed.

Thats all for now, Jara Jennings reporting, always "fair and balanced".

[wx247]

lol

Another good one Jara. By the way, who am I running against for the Senate seat? Or am I uncontested?

[furluvcats]

I still say "FURLUVCATS FOR HOUSE DECORATOR".