#256 Postby Suzi Q » Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:30 pm
Due to the recent absence of my opponent in the House Decorator contest, Ms. Furluvcats, it should now be obvious that I am the only choice for this position and am therefore running unopposed. I mean really, who could do a better job than I? Who gave you tips of lighting your house for the holidays? Why would you want a White House full of kitty litter ? And lest she see the need to set the fur flying, let me just inform you Ms. Furluvcats, that I am not above slinging mud, or in your case, kitty litter to make sure you hold NO position in the house, cabinet, or anywhere for that matter. My dear constituents, have I ever sent slanderous emails to you? Have I ever made unsubstantiated claims regarding well respected individuals on this board via a private message to you? Have I ever insinuated any impropriety among members on this board? The answer to all three is no. Why would you settle for less? Why would you want someone decorating YOUR WHITE HOUSE that has so little class and so little respect for you ? Obviously, you wouldn't. So you have me, the Magnificent Marva who will make YOUR WHITE HOUSE a true showplace among homes; who will listen to any and all input and decorate with class and taste, something Ms. Furluvcats never had, never will.
Your faithful decorating Maven,
Marva
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