S2K Election 2004- Fair and Balanced

JCT777 · #41 Postby **JCT777** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 11:09 am

j wrote:Rainstorm - I appreciate the nomination. Am I going to have to do anything? I'm a Southerner now..not really used to working all that hard.
What exactly will my duties be?

I am certain your duties would be largely ceremonial. :wink:

stormchazer · #42 Postby **stormchazer** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 11:16 am

Fair and Balanced Election Reporting, I'm Jara Jennings with an update.

Let the mudslinging began and the Ticka camp leads the way. Rainstorm supporter David raised the issue of bar hopping by Presidential hopeful Ticka1. Ticka's response was to note her desire to meet the common man which must include the common bartender who was forced to deny her service after three consecutive falls from the barstool. It got heated but Chambers County Police were not called. It should be noted that the Chamber Co. Police Department are huge fans of Banana Moon Pies. Accountants Association of America head Stormraiser hinted that his association votes might be had if Moon Pies were provided. When Ticka was informed, she strongly denied a bribe though this cannot be confirmed.

Rainstorm is upping the ante challenging Ticka and the other nominees to open debate which Ticka's camp promptly excepted. Other candidates Azskyman and Azsnowmen are beginning to fall behind but are not out yet. Negotiations are beginning on how best to have this debate. Information will be forthcoming. Rainstorm also announced that J would be the VP of choice. Concerns in the party is that a lazy southerner would hurt the ticket.

Jara Jennings reporting....Fair and Balanced and now wearing a muscle shirt and deodorant.

Amanzi · #43 Postby **Amanzi** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 11:35 am

ROFLMAO....... Jara

That was very well written.. I have tears streaming down my face! :lol:

#44 Postby **wx247** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 11:37 am

Jara... you are hilarious.

rainstorm · #45 Postby **rainstorm** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 5:36 pm

JCT777 wrote:
j wrote:Rainstorm - I appreciate the nomination. Am I going to have to do anything? I'm a Southerner now..not really used to working all that hard.
What exactly will my duties be?

I am certain your duties would be largely ceremonial.

you need to stlye and profile!! get the female vote!!

David · #46 Postby **David** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 11:34 pm

i never said i was supporting anyone.. im writing my name in!

#47 Postby **vbhoutex** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 1:08 am

I've seen no campaigning on the West side of Houston. Are we being left out?

I fully support Streetsoldier for Secretary of Defense. Beer980 hs my vote fopr Secretary of Offense.

#48 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:09 am

Thanks for the endorsement, Dave...but I see BEER980 as Homeland Security czar...he'd have the FBI (mf_dolphin), CIA (coriolis), Interpol (Amanzi), foreign intel services (tropical***???, our Aussie friend), Justice (Lindaloo), and Defense (your humble servant) data at his fingertips 24/7, and put it to GOOD use.

As to GulfBreezer, Coast Guard chief, breeze can command the "unorganized militia" along with StormCrazyIowan, and VanceWxMan will be in charge of AWACS.

Things are coming along nicely, aren't they? :wink:

Amanzi · #49 Postby **Amanzi** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 9:46 am

Thanks Bill.... Do you think if I became the head of Interpol I would be able to get rid of my travel restrictions... LMAO

#50 Postby **wx247** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 9:51 am

P for Prez and Patricia for P!!!!!!

fundraising concert tonight in Galveston for her @ 7 p.m.

Scheduled to attend: Toby Keith, Jamie O'Neal, Metallica, Alan Jackson, Clay Aiken, and the Goo Goo Dolls!!

Be there!! :band:

or be left out!!

#51 Postby **Stephanie** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 10:43 am

wx247 wrote:P for Prez and Patricia for P!!!!!!

fundraising concert tonight in Galveston for her @ 7 p.m.

Scheduled to attend: Toby Keith, Jamie O'Neal, Metallica, Alan Jackson, Clay Aiken, and the Goo Goo Dolls!!

Be there!! or be left out!!

I'll be there!!! LOL!!

#52 Postby **wx247** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 11:00 am

And some more exciting... Breeze has endorsed me for my Senate bid!!

Thanks Annette.

#53 Postby **wx247** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 12:34 pm

Psst... I hear that Lindaloo doesn't eat meat. I don't think she associates with PETA though...although one can never be sure.

Suzi Q · #54 Postby **Suzi Q** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:30 pm

Where are my supporters? Oh heck, I forgot all my bras are in the washer. No wonder I feel support-LESS!

Lindaloo · #55 Postby **Lindaloo** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:40 pm

wx247 wrote:Psst... I hear that Lindaloo doesn't eat meat. I don't think she associates with PETA though...although one can never be sure.

You can bet on that Garrett and win!! LOL!!!!!!!

#56 Postby **coriolis** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 6:30 pm

I want to know everyone's platform on sports - are there any big athletic supporters? The union workers at BIKE, CHAMPION, EVERLAST, and ACE want to know. Also, the resident jocks are strapped to decide who to support.

#57 Postby **wx247** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 6:34 pm

Ed...

#58 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:35 pm

"BIG?" No, my athletic supporter is just right at XXL-Long, thank you very much. :wink:

#59 Postby **coriolis** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 12:53 am

Bill, is that your disclosure statement? At least you've got nothing to hide.

stormraiser · #60 Postby **stormraiser** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 9:58 am

Well, i think that was taken out of context. What I was saying is that we had something in common and my association is considering throwing our support behind Mrs. Ticka. I didn't mean to insinuate anything other than that. That conversation was a private conversation between friends and was easily misconstrued by a spy from one of her opponents. :eek:

stormchazer wrote: Accountants Association of America head Stormraiser hinted that his association votes might be had if Moon Pies were provided. When Ticka was informed, she strongly denied a bribe though this cannot be confirmed.

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