S2K Election 2004- Fair and Balanced

[stormchazer]

Question #14.

Why should anyone at S2K vote for you as President?

Stay tuned following this last debate question for a Galluping Poll on the leading candidate at this point.

[mf_dolphin]

Because I'm the best choice! Fair and balanced but willing to wield the BOOT when required

[Guest]

Question #14.

Why should anyone at S2K vote for you as President?

Stay tuned following this last debate question for a Galluping Poll on the leading candidate at this point.

Because I am the only choice for Storm2k President. Plain and simple I will strive to make storm2k the BEST ON THE NET.

[chadtm80]

Because I'm the best choice! Fair and balanced but willing to wield the BOOT when required

Here Here!!!

[stormchazer]

Thank you for taking part. I will present my report on the winner of the debate in the coming days. I would appreciate hearing other people opinions on who won this debate!

[JCT777]

The winner of this debate is....the one willing to nominate me for February MOTM.

[Lindaloo]

The winner of this debate is....the one willing to nominate me for February MOTM.

You got it!!!

[mf_dolphin]

Is this a MoonPie and vote buying scandal?????

Where's our intrepid Jara ???

[Lindaloo]

Is this a MoonPie and vote buying scandal?????

Where's our intrepid Jara ???

Hmmmmm no comment.

[mf_dolphin]

Ok two can play this game...I have MoonPies AND RC cola!

[stormraiser]

Make that a Dr. Pepper and you've got a vote.

[Suzi Q]

Linda, quick! Offer him a Case of DP's and a truckload of moonpies!

[mf_dolphin]

Done Anthony

[stormraiser]

Man, no matter who wins. I've "known" both candidates for 5 years since the Storm97-98 days. We win, no matter which one gets the post. Can we have a Mr. and Mrs. Stork2K?

[stormchazer]

Jara Jennings reporting with an S2K Election Update.

A stunning Galluping Poll released today has both tickets in a statistical dead heat which leads to the question of whether we may have a coalition government after all? With roughly 9 months till the election and both nominees waging a quiet friendly campaign, I do believe the question has to be asked.

The candidates did not really distinguish themselves in the debate. Both candidates prove themselves to be fiscally conservative, conservative on defense, and moderate on social issues. If prompt response were a deciding key, then mf dolphin is your man. Ticka, who works harder then Cinderella did for her evil step-mother, was always answering under the wire.

This election is not without scandal as bribery and poll ballot stuffing has reared its ugly head. The bribery of choice is still Moonpies and the Ticka ticket (say that quickly 10x in a row) seems to be the bribery suspect of choice. This reporter likes Banana, by the way. Mf Dolphin's ticket was slightly ahead in the Poll when all the sudden, 40k votes rushed in and the poll was overwhelmed and forced to close. What kind of shennanigans can we expect on election day?

Next on the agenda is a request by the press that the candidates have a question answer debate with each other with me moderating of course. A proposal has been sent to each candidate asking if they would take part. Here is the basics of this proposal:

1. A candidate will ask a question of the other concerning their character, voting record, or political views.
2. The opposite candidate answers, then poses their question.
3. This reporter wields Supreme Power on whether he could have asked a better question.

We await the response of the candidates.

This is Jara Jennings reporting, always "fair and balanced."

[stormchazer]

Jara Jennings reporting.

It appears that the election mybe cancelled due to the candidates being hermits. Nothing has been heard from the candidates since the poll results were listed several days ago. There have been reports of skeletons in both candidates closet being investigated by Time Magazine, the NY Post and Newsweek. We will keep an eye on the situation.