Al Qaeda: No terrorist attack can be carried out in China

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A Chinese Political Humor- Al Qaeda: No terrorist attack can be carried out in China

Al Qaeda sent 6 terrorists to China to carry out his new terrorist plans:

Terrorist A was to bomb a motorway interchange, but because of its complex design, he eventually got lost on it.

Terrorist B was to bomb a bus, he was only carrying a rough suicide-bomber equipment. He kept waiting, but no bus had ever arrived for an hour's time. And what was worse, when the bus finally arrived, it was full of people, and the terrorist failed to get on it.

Terrorist C was carrying a remote-controlled bomber to attack a supermarket, and he spent one minute in looking for a place to put the bomb. After that, he found his remote control stolen.

Terrorist D was to attack a government building, but before entering it, he was seriously beaten by the guards, who kept cursing him, "F**k you damn petitioner, see if you still dare to make a complain."

Terrorist E did succeed in attacking a coal mine as the death toll soon reached 100. He returned to Al Qaeda headquarter very happily. But surprisingly enough, there was not a single report released by the media about the attack. Bin Laden accused him of lying and had him executed soon.

Terrorist F was sent trying to carry out an attack in Guangzhou. But the moment he walked out of the railway station, he found his bomb bag robbed by a motorcyclist.

After these, Al Qaeda decided try to attack China no more.

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A Chinese Political Humor- Al Qaeda: No terrorist attack can be carried out in China

Al Qaeda sent 6 terrorists to China to carry out his new terrorist plans:

Terrorist A was to bomb a motorway interchange, but because of its complex design, he eventually got lost on it.

Terrorist B was to bomb a bus, he was only carrying a rough suicide-bomber equipment. He kept waiting, but no bus had ever arrived for an hour's time. And what was worse, when the bus finally arrived, it was full of people, and the terrorist failed to get on it.

Terrorist C was carrying a remote-controlled bomber to attack a supermarket, and he spent one minute in looking for a place to put the bomb. After that, he found his remote control stolen.

Terrorist D was to attack a government building, but before entering it, he was seriously beaten by the guards, who kept cursing him, "F**k you damn petitioner, see if you still dare to make a complain."

Terrorist E did succeed in attacking a coal mine as the death toll soon reached 100. He returned to Al Qaeda headquarter very happily. But surprisingly enough, there was not a single report released by the media about the attack. Bin Laden accused him of lying and had him executed soon.

Terrorist F was sent trying to carry out an attack in Guangzhou. But the moment he walked out of the railway station, he found his bomb bag robbed by a motorcyclist.

After these, Al Qaeda decided try to attack China no more.

[Cryomaniac]

Similar jokes could be made about certain cities in England.

[Acral]

I worked with a computer scientist who grew up in Bejing, active communist and all that. I took her and a new programmer to lunch one day, wanting them to get aclimated to one another. During the course of lunch, he kept expressing confusion about why she was not marvelling at all the wonderous American places and things right there in Mobile Alabama.

After a while she grinned and asked him if he would like to know what her childhood was like among the rice patties. She went on to tell him that most mornings when they went out, her mother would either get her an egg mcmuffin or hotcakes and sausage. Sometimes they would get rice cakes if running late. Then she pointed out that China invented gun powder and fireworks, sailed the seas first, and darn near ruled the world until after Sun Tzu (I think) and sealed their borders. She admited that was pretty stupid as it set them back 300 years, but China is more than making up for it now.