Why, why, why

[angelwing]

Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try ?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't a ll right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid *****?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to kee p the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......


The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[Dionne]

I know the answer to the question about dead bugs getting into enclosed light fixtures. They are coming in through your electric boxes mounted inside your ceiling and walls. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff we find when we change out fixtures.

[HURAKAN]

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Superfamily Hominoidea
Family Hylobatidae: gibbons
Genus Hylobates
Lar Gibbon or White-handed Gibbon, H. lar
Agile Gibbon or Black-handed Gibbon, H. agilis
Müller's Bornean Gibbon, H. muelleri
Silvery Gibbon, H. moloch
Pileated Gibbon or Capped Gibbon, H. pileatus
Kloss's Gibbon or Mentawai Gibbon or Bilou, H. klossii
Genus Hoolock
Western Hoolock Gibbon, H. hoolock
Eastern Hoolock Gibbon, H. leuconedys
Genus Symphalangus
Siamang, S. syndactylus
Genus Nomascus
Black Crested Gibbon, N. concolor
Eastern Black Crested Gibbon, N. nasutus
White-cheeked Crested Gibbon, N. leucogenys
Yellow-cheeked Gibbon, N. gabriellae
Family Hominidae: great apes
Genus Pongo: orangutans
Bornean Orangutan, P. pygmaeus
Sumatran Orangutan, P. abelii
Genus Gorilla: gorillas
Western Gorilla, G. gorilla
Eastern Gorilla, G. beringei
Genus Homo: humans
Human, H. sapiens
Genus Pan: chimpanzees
Common Chimpanzee, P. troglodytes
Bonobo, P. paniscus


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apes

[Cyclenall]

I remember you already posted this two years ago because of the flies in the enclosed light fixtures statement. However, this got me thinking:

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't a ll right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid *****?"

Why do people say sorry when it was you who caused the trouble first? If you bump into someone, they say sorry first instead of you. Why is that? They aren't the one's who should be saying sorry!