How do you get THAT drunk?

[southerngale]

How do you get THAT drunk? He knew to call 911. I would have just called someone to pick up my body because I would have killed myself before someone could rescue me.

I won't even USE those things! To be in one... kill me now.

LEBANON, Pa. (AP) -- Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."

Police charged the man with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They said he didn't suffer any serious injuries.

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_STUCK_IN_TOILET?SITE=OKOKL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-06-06-18-24-41

[sunny]

I wonder WHAT he was drinking

[Brent]

!!!!!!!!

There's this gem from Birmingham today...

A naked Pinson man claiming to be Jesus Christ and George Bush was shot four times with a stun gun by Jefferson County sheriff's deputies this morning after he repeatedly refused to heed their commands.

A motorist called deputies about 4 a.m. to alert them that the man was standing nude in the middle of Alabama 79 at Bradford Road. As the motorist approached the man, he stumbled toward the car and was struck by the car's mirror, sheriff's authorities said. The man then ran away.

Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs. Authorities said he appeared to be intoxicated. (You think?)

"This guy must have been to quite a party or he is quite a party himself," said sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Randy Christian said. "It isn't every day our deputies run into a naked man standing in the middle of the highway. I guess they have truly seen it all now, no pun intended."

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2008/06/dep ... n_who.html

[southerngale]

LOL Brent. I love the "You think?"

[Jack8631]

Brings new meaning to the term. Well, I can't say it..but it ends in 'faced'. Use your imagination.

I don't even want to know why a naked guy in a portable toilet would have a cellphone..or where he was carrying the thing. Guess he figured since nature was calling, it might come in handy.

[TexasStooge]

What can I say?