Chinese National Football Team Humors

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Humor No.1
It costs your money watching UK Premier League but your life watching the matches of Chinese National Football Team.

Humor No.2
Smoking is bad for your health and watching Chinese football for your life.

Humor No.3
Ratomir Dujkovic (CHN coach) asks God: When will Chinese team enter the World Cup Final?

God answers seriously: Now.

Dujkovic: Are you poking fun on me or what?

God: It is you that are poking fun on me!

Humor No.4
In the year 20xx, a dying old man, with his lips shaking, told his grandson: My child...when...Chinese team...enters the World Cup... Final... Please write the message down... in a paper... and then burn it... for me... and I'll be very happy... hearing this in my tomb...
Child said: Don't worry grandpa, I'll be alive on the arrival of that very moment. Having heard this, Grandpa closed his eyes..

In the year of 21xx, a dying old man stood in front of a tomb, got down on his knees, could not help crying: With all these years I keep waiting for the entry of the World Cup of Chinese team, but not succeed, I feel ashamed coming and visit you... Having uttered these words, he died of heart attack.

After his death, he made his way to the Heaven, one day he encountered God, who said to him: I can accomplish you a desire.

Grandson said: Put all the Japanese Islands under water.

God said: It's too difficult, you can change another desire.

Grandson said: Well, I hope that the Chinese Football Team could enter the World Cup Final.

God, wiping the swell on his head, said: Excuse me but what's your first desire? Gimme a globe...

Humor No.5
China lost another game. In order to avoid being beaten by the football fans, Hao Haidong (former CHN forward) escaped, dressed like a beggar. He was walking down the street when he saw an old woman standing in front of him, saying to him: I know you! You're Hao Haidong, right?

Hao Haidong, surprised, asked her: Yes, I am. But how can you recognize me then?

The old woman put a finger on her mouth: Shh....I am Li Weifeng (CHN captain)