Never cheat on a Southern woman

[angelwing]

A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury and cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out in the back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle and threw it FAR into the hay field. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that old rusty saw, are you?' The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Naw, I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.'

[O Town]

Love it!!!!!

[Jinkers]

[tropicana]

hahaha id rather burn to ashes.


-justin-

[Stephanie]

[TYNI]

...that's funny... the lovely lady I just bought a Bud for told me just flew in from Biloxi...