Why Some Men Prefer Dogs And Not Wives:

[angelwing]

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you are silly.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

(Needless to add if anyone fits into the above lot, they do not know what they are missing )

[Miss Mary]

angelwing - have you defected (ie, gone to the dark side now)?

GIRLS!!!! We need to have a talk with angelwing.....he he

(just kidding.......funny list, so true).

[abajan]

Number 13 is hilarious but I also like numbers 3, 4, 10, 11 and 14.

[Stephanie]

Okay angelwing, you have to find one for the women now....

Those were really funny!

[angelwing]

Okay angelwing, you have to find one for the women now....

Those were really funny!

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[Tampa Bay Hurricane]

This is AWESOME!