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The Most Dangerous Food

#1 Postby angelwing » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:05 am

The Most Dangerous Food (joke)

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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.. 'The
material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your
stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can
be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the
germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the
most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone
here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering
for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a
75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
'Wedding Cake.'
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#2 Postby HURAKAN » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:08 am

Very funny! :lol:
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#3 Postby southerngale » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:49 am

:roflmao:
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Re: The Most Dangerous Food

#4 Postby breeze » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:10 am

Good one! lol! :lol:
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#5 Postby Tireman4 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:17 am

Oh my.
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Re: The Most Dangerous Food

#6 Postby arkess7 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh the joys of marriage :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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#7 Postby TexasStooge » Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:27 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :roflmao:
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#8 Postby JonathanBelles » Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:17 am

LOL!!!!
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