20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy level of Insanity

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> >>>> Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If
They Slow Down.
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> >>>>> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
> >>>> Your Voice.
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> >>>>> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
> >>>> If They Want Fries with that.
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> >>>>> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
> >>>> "In."
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> >>>>> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
> >>>> Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To
Espresso.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
> >>>> Sexual Favors"
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> >>>>> 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With
> >>>> The Prophecy."
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> >>>>> 8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
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> >>>>> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
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> >>>>> 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically
> >>>> After They Answer.
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> >>>>> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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> >>>>> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
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> >>>>> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
> >>>> Don't Rhyme
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> >>>>> 4. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
> >>>> Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
> >>>> Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
> >>>> Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!
> >>>> I Won!"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
> >>>> Parking Lot Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
> >>>> Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
> >>>> Insanity.......
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
> >>>> Its Called Therapy...