HYMN # 365

[angelwing]

HYMN # 365



This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!!.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river!!!!!.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The Music Minister stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

[vbhoutex]

Yes sirree. I am on my way to the river!!!

[Pburgh]

Meet you there David.
"The beautiful, the beautiful river....."

[HURAKAN]

down by the river