What NOT To Wear As You Get Older

[angelwing]

(DO not eat or drink while reading this...)



What NOT To Wear As You Get Older


1. A nose ring and bifocals.
2. Spiked hair and bald spots.
3. A pierced tongue and dentures.
4. Miniskirts and support hose.
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
6. Speedo's and cellulite.
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
10. Bikinis and liver spots,
11. Short shorts and varicose veins.
12. Inline skates and a walker.
13. Thongs and Depends.

And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks" --
14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist.

The sad thing about it is, you can see all of these things on any given day at Wal-Mart

[vbhoutex]

Glad you gave a warning. Would have fired the computer otherwise!