Fathers have the weirdest sense of humor

#1 Postby **angelwing** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:27 am

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you are my kid."

#2 Postby **vbhoutex** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:34 pm

BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! ROFLMAO!!

mf_dolphin · #3 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:10 pm

I told my girls to never tell that story again! :grr:

#4 Postby **JonathanBelles** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:23 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Jenny1988 · #5 Postby **Jenny1988** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:23 pm

Great Joke!!

Fathers have the weirdest sense of humor

Fathers have the weirdest sense of humor

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