Senior Citizen Dress Code Reminder

[Dee Bee]

Many of us over 50 -- WAY over 50 -- are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly-button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate bad taste in fashion for Senior Citizens:

14. Thongs and Depends

P.S. from DeeBee: Here in South Florida, I have actually seen several of the fashion faux pas listed in #1-13. I'll let you imagine which ones. Ewwww....

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I am trying to pick myself up off the floor and stop crying I am laughing so hard!!!!