ED AND NANCY- Golfers only

Chat about anything and everything... (well almost anything) Whether it be the front porch or the pot belly stove or news of interest or a topic of your liking, this is the place to post it.

Moderator: S2k Moderators

Message
Author
User avatar
angelwing
S2K Supporter
S2K Supporter
Posts: 4462
Age: 63
Joined: Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:06 pm
Location: Kulpsville, PA

ED AND NANCY- Golfers only

#1 Postby angelwing » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:50 am

ED AND NANCY- Golfers only



Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said,

"I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Ed pondered this for a few seconds and then said,

"That’s OK… I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
0 likes   

JonathanBelles
Professional-Met
Professional-Met
Posts: 11430
Age: 34
Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:00 pm
Location: School: Florida State University (Tallahassee, FL) Home: St. Petersburg, Florida
Contact:

#2 Postby JonathanBelles » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:59 pm

rofl!!!!!!!!!!
0 likes   

User avatar
vbhoutex
Storm2k Executive
Storm2k Executive
Posts: 29096
Age: 73
Joined: Wed Oct 09, 2002 11:31 pm
Location: Cypress, TX
Contact:

Re: ED AND NANCY- Golfers only

#3 Postby vbhoutex » Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:56 am

Why did I not see that coming from a mile away? :oops: Maybe because I am not a golfer.
0 likes   
Skywarn, C.E.R.T.
Please click below to donate to STORM2K to help with the expenses of keeping the site going:
Image


Return to “Off Topic”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 40 guests