And a parrot named Moses

[Guest]

A robber breaks into a house and doesn't turn the lights on. He turns on his flashlight and heads for the entertainment center. As he is trying to disconnect the stereo he hear "Jesus is watching you". he shines his light around and doesn't see anything so he goes back to what he was doing when he hears "Squawck, Jesus is watching you". He shines his light in the corner and sees an amazon parrot. He asks," did you say that" and the parrot says yes, I'm just trying to warn you. The robber says " warn me huh" and relaxes a little. He asks the parrot" what's your name" and the parrot says "moses". the robber says"what kinda people name their parrot moses. To which the parrot replies:
The same people who named their rottweiler " Jesus"

[David]

Yay! Is this a true story?

[Guest]

I doubt it. I found it on messageboard for jokes.