Then I read it and it's kind of scary if you ask me..Whats the deal????????? Is any of this true
The Shameless Confessions of George W. Bush
I stole the U.S. presidency in the 2000 Election with the help of my brother-governor in Florida.
I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).
I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history (tough to beat my dad's record, but I did)./b]
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in U.S. history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
[b]I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.
I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders nullifying the spirit of the Constitution than any other U.S. president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide simultaneously taking to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)/b]
I am the first president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world
I am the first president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security" (only one letter away from BS).
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in U.S. history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).
[b]I am the first president in U.S. history to compel the United Nations to remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of Congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 U.S. elections.
I am the all-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations./b]
[b] biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
pent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
I am the first U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
I took the world's sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
I am the first U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
hanged U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
et the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.[b]
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
I entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
I am planning the theft of the 2004 Election with the help of computerized voting machines that leave no paper trail.
Records and References:
[b]have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
as AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House,
Washington, DC
my Cowboys 
