Police pinch man in 'porno pants'

TexasStooge · #1 Postby **TexasStooge** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:53 pm

OREM, Utah (AP) — A man ordered out of his pickup by police gave them fair warning.

Before he got out, the 43-year-old told officers he was wearing his "porno pants."

The outfit turned out to be a pair of jeans with the backside cut out, except for a thin strip of material down the middle.

The man told officers he had been stripping at a private party in nearby Murray, and wanted to stop at a convenience store to see how people would react.

But the folks in the store weren't amused and called authorities.

Then, the man found out what police thought when he was arrested for lewd behavior.

GalvestonDuck · #2 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:12 pm

I heard this story on the news this morning.

Couldn't help but immediately think of the movie "So Fine" with Ryan O'Neal. Anyone else remember it?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/posters

#3 Postby **coriolis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:48 pm

I had an old pair of pants like that. My wife made me get rid of them.

#4 Postby **streetsoldier** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:53 pm

"Cheeky fellow", what? :eek:

#5 Postby **coriolis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:25 pm

You talkin to me? They were just generally threadbare and coming apart. Not made special for the purpose.

#6 Postby **streetsoldier** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:00 pm

No, Ed....this just reminded me of a postcard, showing Dorothy and Toto in a gay bar, the foremost patron wearing just such pants (only black leather), with the caption...

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."

firefighter16 · #7 Postby **firefighter16** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:13 am

That poor dog. LOL

Police pinch man in 'porno pants'

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