What NOT to do during lunch...

TexasStooge · #1 Postby **TexasStooge** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:36 am

Here are some things that you shouldn't be doing during lunch at school/work...

1. Steal burgers/chicken sandwiches and stuff them in your pocket/back-pack before going to the cash register.
2. Go behind the counter and serve yourself.
3. Throw a piece of food.
4. Use forks and spoons as catapaults.
5. Pour any kind of drink all over a person.
6. Argue with the lunch ladies/staff.
7. Shake up the milk machine to get some bottles of milk out for free.
8. Steal other people's food.
9. Cut in front of other people unless it's an emergency.
10. Tell other people to "HURRY UP!!".
11. Dig in the trash can for food.

stormchazer · #2 Postby **stormchazer** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:39 am

Dang...thats all the fun stuff!!!

GalvestonDuck · #3 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:40 am

Unless these are your lunch ladies http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... _winners_3

They might let ya have at least one day of fun! :wink:

Lindaloo · #4 Postby **Lindaloo** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:46 am

I have personally done number 4!! hehe. In jr. high there was a girl two years ahead of me. She had long beautiful brown hair. I would put a pea on the handle of the fork and flip. The pea stuck in her hair. I did this several times and she never knew she had peas in her hair until someone told her. LOL!!!

Now she is married to Attorney General Mike Moore. Everytime I see her at a function she brings it up.(uh-oh) She just brought it up at the beach park when Rudy was here. She has managed to turn it into a joke. Guess I left a lasting impression. hehe.

TexasStooge · #5 Postby **TexasStooge** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:47 am

Lindaloo wrote:I have personally done number 4!! hehe. In jr. high there was a girl two years ahead of me. She had long beautiful brown hair. I would put a pea on the handle of the fork and flip. The pea stuck in her hair. I did this several times and she never knew she had peas in her hair until someone told her. LOL!!!

Now she is married to Attorney General Mike Moore. Everytime I see her at a function she brings it up.(uh-oh) She just brought it up at the beach park when Rudy was here. She has managed to turn it into a joke. Guess I left a lasting impression. hehe.

LOL!!!

TexasStooge · #6 Postby **TexasStooge** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:17 pm

I forgot one...

Start A Rally.

StormCrazyIowan · #7 Postby **StormCrazyIowan** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:22 pm

LMAO!!!! I am guilty of a few of those as well......but those were in my "young" days! :lol:

Ok, ok, the young days were only a few years ago!!

JCT777 · #8 Postby **JCT777** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:13 pm

How about one that someone once did to me:

Unscrew the lid of the salt shaker and simply place the lid back on top. When the next person turns it upside down to get some salt, the lid comes off and they get a LOT more salt than they bargained for. Ah, those wonderful high school memories. :roll:

TexasStooge · #9 Postby **TexasStooge** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:20 pm

Or clog the ketchup bottles with a small piece of gum. After a few pumps or squeezes, ketchup comes crashing down on your food, clothes, face, and anywhere it gets splattered.

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