IS SADDAM "DELUSIONAL"?

#1 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:26 am

He claims he's STILL "President of Iraq", thinks his army didn't surrender, claims if elections were held today in Iraq he'd "win by a landslide", demands treatment as a "head-of-state"...These "leaked" from CIA interrogators via FoxNews "Fox & Friends 1st Edition" this morning.

Your call, ladies and gentlemen. :roll:

Lindaloo · #2 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:28 am

Oh yeah, he was down in that spider hole for way too long.

stormchazer · #3 Postby **stormchazer** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:13 am

Coo-Coo...Coo-Coo!

j · #4 Postby j » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:19 am

He would never win by a landslide for the simple reason that him and his henchmen won't be holding guns to anybody's head when its time to vote!

#5 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:41 am

Later on, a psychologist on Fox & Friends stated that Saddam may be insane, but he's very "smart" in a sick way. He got where he was by lies, murder, deceit and intimidation, and (quote) "He'll be hard to crack, but not impossible. What concerns me is that we have to 'break' Saddam first, before the world gets to him (lawyers, sympathetic press, etc.)."

Time, therefore, may not be on our side here.

Lindaloo · #6 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:43 am

I heard that they are waking him up at odd hours of the night. This should be a good thing because I am sure the snake has not slept in a while.

#7 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:49 am

Oh, there are lots of things they can do...sleep/food deprivation, loud music, feed him and turn the lights out; then 25 minutes later, turn them on again (BRIGHT halogen bulbs, of course), wake him up and feed him breakfast (disoriental conditioning), etc. And we don't have to lay a hand on him.

I need not delineate the "playbook"...I underwent "resistance training" myself, and I believe you all know what I mean. :wink:

mf_dolphin · #8 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:49 am

48 hours of Thin Lizzy should be enough to break him LOL

#9 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:26 pm

How about 72 hours non-stop viewing of "The Brady Bunch"?? :eek:

GalvestonDuck · #10 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:34 pm

streetsoldier wrote:How about 72 hours non-stop viewing of "The Brady Bunch"??

*snicker* Heck, just a few hours of the theme song alone would drive him batty. :wink:

Lindaloo · #11 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:37 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:48 hours of Thin Lizzy should be enough to break him LOL

YEP!! LOL!! :eek:

TexasStooge · #12 Postby **TexasStooge** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:39 pm

Hey, just lock him in the chamber with speakers and play the Brady Bunch theme and some of the most annoying songs from Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Madonna, etc. all day and all night 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days, forever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever.......

#13 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:42 pm

Or lock him up with Courtney Love for a night..."Ve haf vays to make him stalk!" :eek:

TexasStooge · #14 Postby **TexasStooge** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:47 pm

That too Bill.

blizzard · #15 Postby **blizzard** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:58 pm

streetsoldier wrote:Later on, a psychologist on Fox & Friends stated that Saddam may be insane, but he's very "smart" in a sick way.
Time, therefore, may not be on our side here.

Alot of those that are clinically "Insane" are very intelligent, that is what drives them to insanity

IS SADDAM "DELUSIONAL"?

IS SADDAM "DELUSIONAL"?

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