To Be Rich & Gorgeous!!!

[CajunMama]

To Be Rich & Gorgeous!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish
for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted
to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will
flock to."

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will only have eyes for me."

So, KAZAAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is
his is mine."

So, KAZAAM she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with us!

[southerngale]

ROFL!! I love it!!!

[coriolis]

I just want to know where you're getting all those pictures of me.

[David]

*shakes head.....*

Tisk tisk....

[southerngale]

I just want to know where you're getting all those pictures of me.

You sent them to us, forgot already??

[coriolis]

Duh? The body is sharp, the mind isn't. Guess it cuts both ways.

[CaptinCrunch]

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