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How cold is it?

#1 Postby weatherluvr » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:29 am

60F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

50F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

40F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows open.

32F: Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20F: Floridians don fur coats, flannel underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.


15F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0F: All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.

-10F: Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

-25F: Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

-40F: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dog sleep indoors.

-100F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".

-460F: All atomic motion stops.
People in New England start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya?

-500F: Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.

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#2 Postby pojo » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:36 am

add another one to the -500F Cubs win the world series!
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#3 Postby weatherlover427 » Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:56 am

That would be -1000 F! :lol: Funny post weatherluvr. :D
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#4 Postby ColdFront77 » Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:00 am

Yikes! :eek:

A New Englander through and through... however, a now thin-blooded New Englander -- but a Southeastern New Englander nonetheless :D


Hey now, give the Red Sox some credit in recent years. :P
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#5 Postby JCT777 » Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:39 am

LOL!! :lol: That was hysterical! :)
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#6 Postby azsnowman » Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:45 am

"LOL!" Too funny......I especially like the 40F, I drive with my windows open at 40° or less, drives Michelle NUTZ! (course I've got the heat CRANKIN' too)

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#7 Postby blizzard » Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:52 am

-100F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".

-460F: All atomic motion stops.
People in New England start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya?


And this weekend's cold snap of -8* to -10* crippled the New England states. Minnesotan's go to the Northeast for a Winter break feels like a Heat wave.....lol
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#8 Postby stormraiser » Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:57 am

I assume by New Yorkers, you mean inhabitants of NYC. IT is much colder in parts of UPstate NY that anywhere in New England right now, and they are still going to school (not in the Buffalo area, where most of the schools are closed because it is too cold :eek:)
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#9 Postby coriolis » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:34 pm

Yeah, after this subzero weather, 30 will be feeling fine.
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#10 Postby Josephine96 » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:41 pm

LOL Yes us Floridians get cranky once the temps. start dropping..
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#11 Postby Stephanie » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:46 pm

Good one Weatherluvr! I'm sure that the folks in the upper Midwest and Plains could relate to that as well!! :D
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#12 Postby HurricaneGirl » Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:00 pm

:D Those are great weatherluvr!! :D
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#13 Postby GalvestonDuck » Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:13 pm

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#14 Postby blizzard » Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:17 pm

Hey Duck, how did you get a picture of Hunter84? Hee Hee its so cold around here all we dare show are our eyes, or in this case less....lol

*reference my gallery pic* lol
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