1) I got a flat tire on my bike when I rode over this huge paper clip that was bent around in the middle like five times and it just barely went through one side of my tire and out a couple inches away. I mean it BARELY went in, yet I have a flat now (my first one ever
) and now I gotta fix a flat. 
Oh well, it happens.
2) I went and bought a router for my computer so that I could be able to use both of my computers at the same time. This will comein really useful since I only have one set of connections for both computers. I haven't hooked it up yet because of reason #3...which is...
3) I Have A Girlfriend!!!!!!
I am so excited! It was the weirdest way I have ever heard of to come about meeting a girl, but let me tell you about it...
I woke up around 11:55 AM (PST) this morning and just as I'm getting out of the groggy voice mode, my roommate tells me that I have a phone call. Good thing I was mostly awake by then otherwise I wouldn't have taken it.
I get up and take the call. It's the owner of the program that I'm in. He tells me that there is a very sweet young lady by the name of LaNette who would like to meet me and get to know me. I said I would love to. (after all it's a chance for a girlfriend
)
So I get up and get my day going. I go to the office to plan on just gtetting my $20 for taking the gentleman to church who I assist on Sundays and Wednesdays. Lo and behold, LaNette is there!
Man she was the most gorgeous girl I have seen in a long time, if ever! 
She was so happy to see me and started getting all excited that I just about blushed - in front of about a dozen people. 
So I go out front and start chatting with her, so that I can get to know her better. I find out that she has some of the same interests as me. I found that very interesting.
We talked for a good half hour or so (I think it was - hey, when you're flirting, you usually don't keep track of the time
). I could tell already that she had a huge liking for me because she was touching me, caressing me, calling me all sorts of affectionate names, etc. That made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I got her number and she asked for me to call her later that evening (Tuesday night). I made plans to and then the staff wanted to hear how I went. I told them it was a (darn) good matchup.
I was very pleased with her and how things went.
I then went off to go buy my router. On the way there I was thinking LaNette this, LaNette that...
I stopped at Taco Bell for lunch and continued to think about her. Then I went and purchased my router after stopping at two different stores. On the way home is when I got the paper clip through my tire. I had just enough air to make it home, because within three minutes my back tire was out of air.
*skips about an hour and a half*
Around 3:50 PM, LaNette ended up calling me and wanted me to come to her house. I guess she was really excited about our friendship. I was too.
I told her I would leave right then and there, as soon as I found out which bus routes I needed to take (since I can't drive). I got her address, and the directions, and I was off.
I couldn't stop thinking about her on the way there. It was LaNette this, LaNette that the whole 2 hour, 2 bus, and wait time there.
By the time I finally arrived at her house, it was 6 PM. I dinged the doorbell and she answered. I was so happy to see her. She was too.
We ate dinner together. Simple dinner too - frozen pizzas.
We also talked for a while. It was fun because she kept rubbing my legs (she loves my legs) and giving me hugs and kisses. She even French kissed me once. (of course I had to return the favor)
Her singing voice is the most beautiful one I have ever heard. She sang me a few karaoke songs on her karaoke machine. I give her a 11/10 for her excellence.
I can tell you right now we will be hanging out for a while. This friendship was made to happen. I sure didn't expect it, but I am glad I woke up when I did. She told me she is in heaven with me.
That made my day, along with being with her.
Thanks for listening to my novel.
