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blond joke

#1 Postby timNms » Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:29 am

A vivacious, pretty blonde went to her regular auto mechanic to get a new “710”. The mechanics tried not to look baffled for she was a beautiful woman and a regular customer. They finally took her to another car in the shop and asked her to point out the 710 on that car since her’s was missing.



Here is what she showed them:





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#2 Postby Miss Mary » Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:43 am

Tim - you'd better run and hide! Now!!!! LOL

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#3 Postby timNms » Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:49 am

Miss Mary,
The only reason I posted that is because I'm a blonde. I figured I could get away with it LOL.
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#4 Postby firefighter16 » Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:49 am

:lol:

I've always liked this one:

What do you call a bunch of Blonds standing in a row ??????

An Airline.

:lol:
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#5 Postby Miss Mary » Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:52 am

timNms wrote:Miss Mary,
The only reason I posted that is because I'm a blonde. I figured I could get away with it LOL.


Only kidding with you Tim....it was funny.

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#6 Postby David » Mon Feb 09, 2004 4:43 pm

LOL at both jokes.
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#7 Postby Pburgh » Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:54 pm

Hey I'm blonde and have my 710 changed every 3000 miles!!!!! What's the problem???? Should I have it changed sooner????? :-?
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#8 Postby blizzard » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:08 pm

Pburgh wrote:Hey I'm blonde and have my 710 changed every 3000 miles!!!!! What's the problem???? Should I have it changed sooner????? :-?


Only if you lose it.... :lol:
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#9 Postby ColdFront77 » Tue Feb 10, 2004 3:24 am

This is the third time this joke has been posted. Obviously, many members missed the second nevermind the first time it was here. :)
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#10 Postby timNms » Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:30 am

ColdFront77 wrote:This is the third time this joke has been posted. Obviously, many members missed the second nevermind the first time it was here. :)


On what dates was it posted before? Maybe I need to start reading some of the older posts :)
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