The Next "Survivor" Series.........

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The Next "Survivor" Series.........

#1 Postby petal*pusher » Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:01 pm

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 3 kids each,
for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance
classes.
There is no access to fast food. Each man must take care of his kids,
keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science
projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
chores are done. There is only one TV between them and ....there is NO
REMOTE

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply
themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches. They
must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at
3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and
one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of broccoli. The kids
vote them off the island, based on
performance.

The last man wins only if....he has enough energy to be intimate with
his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for
the next 18-25 years ...eventually earning the right to be called
"Mother."

Thought this was too good.......p :wink:
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