Talk About a Potty Mouth!

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A German inventor has made many women happy by creating a gadget that lectures men if they go to use the toilet standing up. Over 1.6 million of the devices have been sold already. Woman who are tired of their men who can't aim can hide the ghost-shaped gadget under the toilet seat and, when the rim is lifted, it reprimands in a strict female voice: "Hello, what are you up to then? Put the seat back down right away, you are definitely not to pee standing up ... you will make a right mess..." Alex Benkhardt, the inventor of the "WC Ghost," and its creators are negotiating to market it in Britain, Canada and Italy. Personally, if I have a woman to criticize me with my pants down, I don't need a toilet to do that, too...