The Accident!!!

[bfez1]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy,
> > > > cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are
> > > > totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God
> > > > works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars,
> > > > the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a
> > > > woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
> > > > we're unhurt. This must be a
sign
> > > > from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in
peace
> > >
> > > > for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes,
> > > > I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
> > > > The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
> > > > My
car
> > > > is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely
> > > > God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
> > > > Then she hands the bottle to the man.
> > > > The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
> > > bottle
> > > > and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle
> > > > and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
man.
> > > > The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
> > > > The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police.... "
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > MORAL OF THE STORY:
> > > >
> > > > Women are clever, evil _itches.
> > > > Don't mess with us.
> > > >
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[wx247]

Oh my gosh. That was clever!

[HurricaneGirl]

Holy Crap!!