"Clinton''s Testimony" by Dr. Seuss

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"Clinton''s Testimony" by Dr. Seuss

#1 Postby chadtm80 » Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:08 pm

Ok i put this in another thread, but thought it was so dern funny that it deserved its own thread..

"Clinton''s Testimony" by Dr. Seuss

I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
I did not do it on a date
I did not ever fornicate
I did not do it at a dance
I did not do it in her pants
I did not get beyond first base
I did not do it in her face
I never did it in a bed
If you think that, you''ve been misled
I did not do it with a groan
I did not do it on the phone
I did not cause her dress to stain
I never boinked Saddam Hussein
I did not do it with a whip
I never fondled Linda Tripp
I never acted really silly
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher
I chased her ''round, but could not catch her No kinky stuff, not on your life
I wouldn''t, even with my wife
And Jennifer Flowers'' tale of woes
Was paid for by my right-wing foes
And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers
Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie
I did not hang them out to dry
I did not do it last November
But if I did, I don''t remember
I did not do it in the hall
I could have, but I don''t recall
I never did it in my study
I never did it with my dog, Buddy
I never did it to Sox, the cat
I might have -once with Arafat
I never did it in a hurry
I never groped Ms. Betty Currie
There was no sex at Arlington
There was no sex on Air Force One
I might have copped a little feel
And then endeavored to conceal
But never did these things so lewd
At least, not ever in the nude
These things to which I have confessed
They do not count, if we stayed dressed
It never happened with a cigar
I never dated Mrs.Starr
I did not know this little sin
Would be retold on CNN
I broke some rules my Mama taught me
I tried to hide, but now you''ve caught me
But I implore, I do beseech
Do not condemn, do not impeach
I might have got a little tail
But never, never did inhale
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#2 Postby southerngale » Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:09 pm

ROFLOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby JetMaxx » Sat Mar 29, 2003 11:32 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!
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#4 Postby Amanzi » Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:22 am

ROLFLMAO!

I love Dr.Seuss...... A new twist to green eggs and ham!
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#5 Postby bfez1 » Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:02 am

OMG. so funny :lol:
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#6 Postby sunny shine » Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:50 am

:lol: Too funny!!!
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#7 Postby weatherwunder » Sun Mar 30, 2003 12:08 pm

This is so funny, and so true at the same time!
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#8 Postby pojo » Sun Mar 30, 2003 8:23 pm

ROFLMAO That is so funny!
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#9 Postby mf_dolphin » Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:39 pm

Tooo Funny! :-)
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