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#1 Postby bfez1 » Tue Apr 22, 2003 10:53 am

An expectant couple were soon to have their first child. Their doctor told them of a new invention to relieve the mother's pain during childbirth. This invention could be attached to the mother and it would transfer the pain she experienced to the baby's father.
The couple talked it over and the husband was anxious to help his wife with her delivery. When the blessed time came, they opted to use the new invention. It was strapped to the mother and the dial was set at 1.

With the mother's contraction, the husband felt no pain. He asked that the dial be adjusted to 3. With the next contractions, the mother felt less pain and the husband tolerated the experience well.

The husband, feeling courageous and noble, asked that the dial be turned to 100%. The nurse did so and the mother completed the entire labor and delivery with no pain. The husband did not feel any pain either, and was certain that women had over-rated their plight in childbirth.

A few days later the happy new family returned home from the hospital. They were shocked as they drove into their driveway to see the mailman lying dead on the front porch.
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#2 Postby pojo » Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:12 pm

LOL!!!! I've seen that joke before and it always cracks me up!
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#3 Postby mf_dolphin » Tue Apr 22, 2003 1:29 pm

OOPS! :-)
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#4 Postby wx247 » Tue Apr 22, 2003 2:08 pm

LOL. :lol: That was so funny! :) If that doesn't bring a smile to your face I don't know what will! :)
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#5 Postby weatherlover427 » Tue Apr 22, 2003 4:48 pm

ROTFL that's too funny! :lol:
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#6 Postby Guest » Tue Apr 22, 2003 5:20 pm

lmao...........Ouch....That was a good one.
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#7 Postby Rainband » Tue Apr 22, 2003 5:44 pm

I guess the Milkman was off the hook then!!! :lol: :wink:
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#8 Postby breeze » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:20 pm

LoL, good one! :lol:
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