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Arkansas Women

#1 Postby weatherlover427 » Tue Apr 22, 2003 10:59 pm

Hope this doesn't offend anyone. If it does I'll ask for it to be deleted.


Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Ohio. One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Arkansas. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.

The guy from Texas began by saying "I told my wife clearly that from now on she would have to do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."

Then the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the third day, when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."

The fellow from Arkansas was married to a woman who had grown up in Arkansas all her life. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said. "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning. Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

You Gotta Love those Arkansas Women!
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#2 Postby wx247 » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:08 am

Ha,ha,ha! :lol: That was hilarious Joshua. Thanks for sharing.
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