When is it OK to Kiss Someone?

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When is it OK to Kiss Someone?

#1 Postby Amanzi » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:05 am

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -Allan, Age 10

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -Kally, Age 9

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...that's why I stopped doing it." -Jean, Age 10

"When they're rich." -Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." -Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." -Howard, age 8
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#2 Postby bfez1 » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:13 am

So cute---out of the mouth of babes :lol:
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#3 Postby JetMaxx » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:40 am

One lesson I learned by observing other guys...

Never kiss a girl if her boyfriend is bigger than you :lol:
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#4 Postby Guest » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:39 pm

I tell my 7 year old boys have cooties. Its working for now.

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#5 Postby Stormsfury » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:38 pm

JetMaxx wrote:One lesson I learned by observing other guys...

Never kiss a girl if her boyfriend is bigger than you :lol:


*LOL* --- True.
Happened to me last night, however, the guy wasn't bigger than me.
I ran into a lady I know from a year or so ago, and she kissed me several times IN FRONT of her boyfriend (while he was shooting pool)...OOPS!
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#6 Postby ColdFront77 » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:57 pm

Sounds like things children have said on Art Linkletter's, "House Party" and Bill Cosby's, "Kids Say The Darndest Things."

By the way, Stephanie and I celebrate the anniversary of our birth on the same day Art Linkletter does. :D
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#7 Postby streetsoldier » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:19 pm

Only after a thorough, exhaustive medical evaluation and clearance by the CDC.
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#8 Postby breeze » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:25 pm

LoL, Bill....... :lol:

Safe slobberin'.......
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#9 Postby streetsoldier » Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:42 am

Well, if not...this comes from a public service commercial that was aired in about 1971 or so...sing along, now, key of B-flat! :D

VD...is for everybody :D

Not just for the few... :o

You can always get VD :larrow:

From someone nice...like you; :wink:

VD...is for everybody :D

Darling, have no doubt... :o

That you can get or give VD :?

That's what...it's all...about! :o

Believe it or not, they put this on TV for about a year...showing scenes of "nice" young men and women smiling, dancing to the music... :o
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#10 Postby coriolis » Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:31 am

I remember that Bill!

I agree with the kid above. Don't kiss a girl unless you're going to marry her and live with her the rest of your life. Too much hanky panky goin on in the world causin too many problems.
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#11 Postby mf_dolphin » Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:05 pm

JetMaxx wrote:One lesson I learned by observing other guys...

Never kiss a girl if her boyfriend is bigger than you :lol:


There's been more than once when I should have gone by this rule! :-) Oh well no guts no glory! ;-)
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#12 Postby Skywatch_NC » Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:10 pm

Stormsfury wrote:
JetMaxx wrote:One lesson I learned by observing other guys...

Never kiss a girl if her boyfriend is bigger than you :lol:


*LOL* --- True.
Happened to me last night, however, the guy wasn't bigger than me.
I ran into a lady I know from a year or so ago, and she kissed me several times IN FRONT of her boyfriend (while he was shooting pool)...OOPS!


Gee Mike...you must have been nervous nonetheless...but at the same time enjoying the affection! :D
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